Ahoy there from the seven seas! I am *thee* original Captain Morgan, swash-buckling, rum smugglin', 17th Century Caribbean Privateer. I began producing rum in 1680 on the island of Jamaica, and in 1944, the Seagram Company started producing rum under MY name, Captain Morgan, which led to my personal rum label being owned by the Diageo Company. Those bastards.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Sailor Jerry, Admiral Nelson, Jose Cuervo, Senor Bacardi, the whole crew.
