::Incoming transmission from 01101010:: This person is an imposter. Don't listen to a word he says. The real Jason is wrapped snugly with duct tape, safely resting in the locked basement. Jsin finds the muffled cries for help amusing as he beats himself in a friendly game of tic-tac-toe-to the-death. Jahsun was looking for the key to the basement, not to let Jason out, but to get some ice cream from down in the freezer.
What a bunch of assholes.
