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About Me

I like to get paid for having sex, whether it be on film or just some person I meet in the park for $20 every 15 minutes. Sometimes I'll forgoe the charge if they give me loads of crack to smoke. When I'm not shooting up you can usually find me behind the nearest mini-mart beating up old ladies for their purses and stealing their false teeth for kinky sex games later with my bitch-slave Jesus. He likes it on his back, on his knees, whipped, tied up, or nailed up as the case may be. I'm just kidding... He doesn't like it on his back.

I am the Hanged Man

Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound.

With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain.

The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes.

The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a sense of humor who believes we were all put on this planet by alien beings from the constellation of Casterberus merely so that they could swing by every once and a while and shove large metallic devices up our butts. See what people don't realize is that this planet we call Earth is actually a interspacial convection oven and the metal objects up our butts are temperature gauges to see if we're done yet.

My Blog

Fucking Regrets

Ever think about a girl you could have fucked, if only you knew that you could? I'm talking a girl that was giving out all the signals that she wanted your piece of meat inside her, but you were too s...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:45:00 GMT

Modern Medicine

Have you noticed that all the medical conditions out there are all negative shit? I mean seriously, why isn't there some latinized word for feeling really great, or 'I could be worse'. No, it's all go...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:49:00 GMT

Sesame Street Plot Snaffu

I don't know if you know this but apparently Cookie Monster no longer eats cookies. Yep, I have nothing better to do with my time than to watch children's programs and analyze the fuck out of them. An...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:43:00 GMT

The New Hippie Warplane

It's been a while since I lasted posted, and I apologize for that, but today I read something that I couldn't resist commenting on. The United States military has announced plans to build a fleet of s...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:46:00 GMT

In Memoriam

I just wanted to post a few words about my personal hero George Carlin. If you haven't heard George Carlin died last night June the 22nd. I say 'died' rather than 'passed away' or 'moved on' because t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:07:00 GMT

Indiana Jones and the Search for the Lost Geritol

Last night I watched the latest installment of the Indiana Jones saga "Indiana Jones and the Cave of the Crystal Skull", perhaps the longest named Indiana Jones movie so far. Just saying the name make...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:22:00 GMT

Happy Easter!

Thought I’d just write a small bit about Easter here, a religious holiday about bunnies and eggs. No wait, I’ve been told that the bunnies and eggs are a pagan carryover and have nothing t...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:11:00 GMT

A Confession

There has been a lot going on here in the State of New York’s capital over the last week and I feel that it is time that I addressed it. Due to FBI wiretapping and explicit e-mails the truth abo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Happy February 14th!!!!

Well, we all know what today is and I thought I would just post a few notes of mine regarding this wonderful day. Today is of course February 14th, a day for putting aside past hatreds and enveloping ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Things that are pissing me off!

Many of you see me as some archetypal figure for change in our social settings. Possibly even view me as potentially the next President of the United States after several other people. You may be impr...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:21:00 GMT