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Allan

A little love goes a long way. Like cyanide!

About Me

Why are you reading this? Are you bored? Lonely? Is this just blind coincidence or chance, or something more, like fate, or mabye even the hand of God? Or did you just see my picture and think "Damn, he's handsome!" Well, as far as I go, I'm tired and will get back to this later. All right, it's like 4 months later, and although I'm still tired, here goes. I'm tall, a runner, a thinker, a fighter, a procastonator, extremely opiniated, undeclared politicaly, although I love Bush, an artist with a horribly overactive imagination, paitent, spontaneous,, a geek, an actor, and, ufortuneatly, mortal. I hope to be an art director someday, have a green house, a great dane, and to find my soul mate. I'm boring as shit. But most of all, I just want to be a good dad. I'm still waiting to find that one amazing girl, but otherwise I'm perfectly content and love my life. So how 'bout you? This is what I got on my Facebook...I would rather climb something than do a Bible study. I feel closer to God when I am climbing/falling from His creation, rather than reading "His" word. I like motion and energy, and God gave me a surplus of both. I see growth in pain and hope in violence. I hate both of the later. I dance when no one is looking and mosh when they are. I love to sing, even though my voice is terribe. I want to die by saving someone I love, killing a lot of bad guys, or buying time for the innocent. Or, if I'm really old, wheel-chairing off the Grand Canyon after a lethal injection. I think a lot and bide my time, then strike like a cat on crack. I need to do homework
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Allan, Mr. President, Chaplain
Birthday: Feb 3, 88
Birthplace: Plymouth?
Current Location: Marshfield, Earth
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Usually blonde, sometimes flaming
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 50% Irish (God bless the whole drunken nation), Italian, Scottish, English, Norwegian, and Canadian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ass-kicking boots.
Your Weakness: A cute face and innocent smile, bullets, chocolate, my dog and kittens, geek stuff
Your Fears: Not finding my soul mate, not living for someone else, losing faith, wasps, cars bigger than mine (which is just about every one), dying before owning an eskimo, losing some one close to me, and failing as a husband and father.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom, hamburger, and tons'o'cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Run a sub-five minute mile, connect with an amazing person (preferably a girl),and draw better.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kbye.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder...
Your Best Physical Feature: Me. Duh.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I collapse.
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't quite remember...
Pepsi or Coke: I'm torn here...
MacDonalds or Burger King: The King. Gotta love the King.
Single or Group Dates: Single. Intimate and personal, with no other idiots blowing straws around to distract us.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: That one.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate usually, but sometimes I feel bold and go for vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate with whip cream. I don't care if it's the summer, I still want it.
Do you Smoke: From sheer hottness? Yes. And once in a great while a cigar.
Do you Swear: If you deserve it.
Do you Sing: All the time. Not well, mind you.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Still waiting on that one... Got close once, though. Grrrr....
Do you want to go to College: Already there..
Do you want to get Married: Definetly
Do you belive in yourself: More than anyone else.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm reading (which I usually am).
Do you think you are Attractive: More along the lines of "dashing", or "handsome", but yeah, I think I am pretty damn good-looking. Probably in the top 5% of the world, I'd say.
Are you a Health Freak: (Laughing)..., No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: On my birthday, but apparntly not enough, according to my roomate.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nada.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Don't need them. I'm crazy enough. I get asked that a lot, though.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Check.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just one?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not yet. Someday.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. It's been way too long since I have. Stupid massart, with it's "no-play" agenda....
In the past month have you been Dumped: Naw.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Thought about it, but no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Besides countless young ladies' hearts? No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, and I discovered I'm a fun drunk. I take off clothing and sing Dropkick Murphy. .
Ever been called a Tease: Mabye.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but you should have seen the other guy.
Ever Shoplifted: I] I know it's wrong, but after being "the good Christian" all my life, I've decided to indulge my vices for a bit.
How do you want to Die: Saving someone I love, defending an honorable ideal, killing a lot of bad guys, or saving a lot of innocent peole. Or if I live to old age, wheel-chairing off the Grand Canyon.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Art director for a creative development team, married, taller, the best possible husband and father, happy, and the one-time proud owner of an eskimo.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland. I feel the homeland calling to me.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: What ever she likes.
Short or Long Hair: Short, but it doesn't matter.
Height: Hers.
Weight: Healthy.
Best Clothing Style: Hers.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: A lot.
Number of Piercings: From jewlry? None. From my kittens? A lot.
Number of Tattoos: Nil.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing that has shaped me to become who I am today.
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My Interests

Running, drawing, playing war games, painting, religion, climbing trees, demonolgy, learning German, imagining other worlds.

I'd like to meet:

God, so I could ask how many leaves and blades of grass there are in the world, Hitler, so I could kick his head in, the bastards called the Janjaweed who are commiting genocide down in Darfur, so I can burn all of them alive, and the few people out there who can throw my world into chaos with a single glance or word. That, and my soul mate, but we'll see what happens. Oh, and the Harajuku girls.

Music:

I like just about every genre, except for rap, country and jazz. I like some artists from those genres, out of respect, but mostly the over all music styles are distasteful to me. Other wise, I love punk, 'eavy metal, techno, classical, soft rock, and pop. Favorite bands: Linkin Park, Savage Garden, Box Car Racer, Marylin Manson, Ramstien, Back Street Boys, Moby, Taking Back Sunday, Yellow Card, Postal Service, My Chemical Romance, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Anna Nalick, Howie Day, Green Day, Michelle Branch, Guster and New Found Glory. I'm pysched Back Street Boys are back together, but I wish Savage Garden was still together. ... Oh, and although Gwen Stefani is otherwise a decreped pile of crap, her new song "Cool" is really good, and she looks great as a brunette. Go figure. New favorites: The Decemberists, and the songs "N'th Degree" and "Swing Life Away". I don't know the names of the bands, but either song is enough to make my week. New new favorites: Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson, NIN, and Foo Fighters. I'm not gay, I just have good taste in music.

Movies:

Starship Troopers, Aliens, All Lord of the Rings, Titanic, Boondock Saints, Commando, A Walk to Rember, Dogma, Predator 1 and 2, Alien versus Predator, Man On Fire, All Matrix movies, Saving Private Ryan, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Braveheart, The Professional, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Saw, Good Will Hunting,Closer, Red Dawn, TAE GUK GI: The Brotherhood of War, the Grudge, Closer, Requiem for a Dream

Television:

Of course the old stand bys- The Simpsons and Family Guy (for the record, I was watching Family Guy with mybrother when it was originally on Fox, before it came out on DVD and everyone started quoting it), TRIGUN (my all time favorite), South Park, House, Smallville, Outlaw Star, Teen Titans, Music Videos, Con, and that's about it.

Books:

Anything by Christopher Pike, the last Vampire series, World War Z, the Magic the Gathering; Invasion Cycle, the Time Travelers Wife, Blankets, ...it goes on and on.

Heroes:

Ibagari Kun, the man, Batman (all the way from Adam West to present day), Bush!!!, my grammy (got a problem with grammy? I'll kick your teeth in), Sparticus, the guys in Boondock saints, the passengers that fought back and crashed their plane in a field on 9/11, Freidrich Nietzche (the ol' bastard), and the man in the picture of Tianemen Square standing in front of a column of tanks.