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Glass Houses

Never Throw Stones

About Me

Queen and The Sex Pistols were recording albums in Londons West End when Sid Vicious wandered into the wrong studio to find Mercury alone at the piano. "Ah, Freddie Mercury, still bringing ballet to the masses are you?" hissed Vicious. "Oh yes, Mr. Ferocious, dear," Mercury bit back. "We are doing our best." *********************************************************** I have a coffin in my living room. We call it the guest suite.I share a birthday with Queen Anne, Babe Ruth, Ronald Reagan, Eva Braun, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Bob Marley, and Axl Rose. Take that as you will.Watch this Eddie Izzard video. Because I said so.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Eating Lucky Charms and saving all of the marshmallows for last. Classic cars. Macaroni and cheese. Secluded overgrown gardens. Walking in the woods. Driving on back country roads. Amusement parks. Singing in four-part harmony. Cats that think they are dogs. Dogs in general. Falling asleep against a warm shoulder. Back rubs. Mangos. Drinking Kool-Aid out of stem-ware. The smell of burnt matches. Classic movies. Rockabilly. Liquid eyeliner. Morning stretches. Gauze skirts. Fishnet stockings. The cool side of the pillow. Fishing. Red lipstick. Watching travel shows. Going barefoot. Lingerie. Boys with nice lips. The color blue. Needlepoint. Painting my toes. Singing loudly. Making lists. Hands-lost-in-my-hair kisses. Standing in the rain. Melodic guitar. The smell of overturned earth. Horses. New socks. Playing dress up. Cacti. Old houses. Getting tattooed. Ghost stories. Mythology. Getting up really early in the morning to do nothing all day. Burning leaves. Interesting bass lines. Coffee. Leather jackets. Dancing. Bonfires. Judd Nelson. Constellations. Fantastic shoes. Little old couples who still hold hands. Wading in rivers. Shooting pool. Looking at photographs. T-shirts. Windy days. Fresh cut grass. Orchids.

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh. Don't worry, it's not hard to do.I really have NO interest in meeting people that have nothing better to say than how hot I am. I already know I'm hot.Also, if you cannot form a coherent sentence, please don't bother. You're wasting your time.

Music:

A small sample of what I like....

Movies:

Field of Dreams is my all time favorite. Anything with the Muppets. The Crow. The Boondock Saints has a laugh in every scene. Any comedy with dry humor. I hate dumb movies, especially anything with Will Farrell. I remember when you had to be clever to be funny.

Television:

I like old sitcoms and stand up comedy. I love Animal Planet. I don't watch horror movies, but I love horror novels.

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird. Calvin and Hobbes. Stephen King. Dean Koontz. Nora Roberts. Yeats. Shakespeare. Fight Club is a better book than movie. Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry.
You are Calvin! Short and spikey-haired, you're
content to hang out with your best friend
Hobbes and play Calvinball all day long. Far
more intelligent than people know, you let
yourself be controlled by your imagination, and
fantasize about running down the school on your
own dinosaur.

Which Calvin & Hobbes Character Are You?
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Heroes:

I think this guy is pretty cool.

My Blog

Check out this event: Talk Like A Pirate Day Party

Hosted By: Amanda, Boot, Anthony, and Rob The SlobWhen: Wednesday Sep 19, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: The Salty Wretch (our house)1376 Clarence Ave.Lakewood, OH United StatesDescription:Amanda, Boot, Anthon...
Posted by Glass Houses on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

Thanks so much....

Paint that smile on, put the chirp in my voice. How can I help you?I need I need I need. I want I want I want.How are you today?2.You're 2 today?Silence.Keep that smile on.You forgot to bring ranch dr...
Posted by Glass Houses on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:51:00 PST

Let this serve as a warning....

    Earlier today, as I was parking my car and rolling up the window, a big ugly spider crawled out from behind my side-view mirror and tried to make it into the car.My policy is a thre...
Posted by Glass Houses on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

Little girl, big dreams...

    Happens every summer. Can't be helped....
Posted by Glass Houses on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:27:00 PST

These things mean summer to me.

Rolling down the freeway with all the windows down and the radio up way too loud.  The smell of coconut sun oil. Classic rock on the sterio. Burnt hotdogs. Floating in a swimming pool from dawn t...
Posted by Glass Houses on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

Things that piss me off....

    There are so many, but these few come to mind....        #1. Saw a news story yesterday about reverse discrimination. What? WHAT? Unless you mean that ...
Posted by Glass Houses on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Hard Luck

I don't have a job anymore. I had decided a few weeks back that I was going to leave the next time a manager was rude or disrespectful to me without apologizing.I walked out Friday night. It was actua...
Posted by Glass Houses on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

Luckily my face grew back

So St Patrick's Day was a ridiculous study in trying to remain sane in the midst of chaos.Drunk people everywhere, in a restaurant on Public Square....followed by the pre-Cav's rush. Two hour wait. An...
Posted by Glass Houses on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

Random thoughts I had this week.

Random thought #1. Rich kids and poor kids are suppressed equally but in different ways. Kind of like the way you love both your mom and your wife. Rich kids are handed everything from the day they ar...
Posted by Glass Houses on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

Take the bad with the good...reprise

Things I love Eating Lucky Charms and saving all of the marshmallows for last. Sitting by myself in restaurants with a book. Classic cars. Macaroni and cheese. Secluded overgrown gardens. Getting sm...
Posted by Glass Houses on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST