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Michael Jackson Pollock

About Me

Greetings! I am Michael Jackson Pollock. Please don't be alarmed by my appearance - I won't attack unless provoked. No sudden movements though, ok?I love humans, and I'm trying to settle into the human way of life as best I can. Visit my photos page to see what I've been up to.

My Interests

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My Blog

Beware this season’s illness

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Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:41:00 GMT

Sonar

Just back from nice Sonar. What a splendid festival, lots of happy humans dancing to music and smiling. Musical highlight was Black Affair, but there was lots of good stuff. Some comedy highlights as ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:00 GMT

The BBC Breakfast News

Honest to God, that Breakfast news is the highlight of my day.Who cares if 100 Iraqis have been blown up in Basra? What we really want to hear about are the models at London Fashion Week: 'Would you b...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Poem of the year: Where is the lid for the Salsa?

Here is my latest beat poetry poem. Please sing the beat - it goes 'boom-a-ca-boom, boom-sha-boom'. Like Rahzel please.Where is the lid for the salsa? [Title]Where is the lid for the salsa? [line of s...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Jonathan Ross

Is there anyone else who cannae stand this twat?So sycophantic, so smug - yet there's something almost tragic about the man. Does he really believe in what he's doing? Does he really think he's funny?...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:09:00 GMT

Hiccups

Did you know that there was a man named Charles Osborne (born in 1894 in Anthon, Iowa) who had the longest bout of hiccups ever recorded? It lasted 68 years. The hiccups started in 1922 at a rate of 4...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:44:00 GMT

Spiegeltent

Don't get me started on the fucking Spiegeltent.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 13:27:00 GMT