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Mrs. Morris At Your Service

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Basically, what we have here is a dreamer. Somebody out of touch with reality. When she jumped, she probably thought she'd fly."

My Interests

Mavericks, Captain Morgan, Bernini, Georgia O'Keefe, Jackson Pollock, Almond Joys, Taco Bell, Sonic Ocean Water, Tuaca, dragonflies, blue hair, awesome salads, Tinkerbell, euphemisms, verde, the green-eyed monster, Rucifey, Pez, polka dots, metafiction

I'd like to meet:

I already met him.

Music:

The Beatles, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Elton John, Howie Day, The Postal Service, Damien Rice, The Eagles, The Cure, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Cat Stevens, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Beck, Tom Petty, ZZ Top, Leonard Cohen, Alanis Morrisette (yes, I'm still a fan), Morrisey, Johnny Cash, Aerosmith, The Righteous Brothers, Roy Orbison, Willie Nelson, Toadies, Weezer, Peter Gabriel, Chris Isaak, Billy Idol

Movies:

Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Closer, Heathers, Pretty in Pink, Pretty Woman, Office Space, The Secretary (Thank you, Melissa!!!), Fight Club, Sleeping Beauty, Shrek, What Dreams May Come, Donnie Darko, Snatch, The Princess Bride, Gone with the Wind, Napoleon Dynamite, Requiem for a Dream, The Machinist, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Wizard of Oz, Happy Endings

Television:

I have 3 channels of television, so, you know....

Books:

This is way too extensive to go into. If you give a damn, just ask.

Heroes:

Scott Barber.

My Blog

My Guitar Gently Weeps - Tom Petty, Prince Tribute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7sT1HRV2qU I have no words to say......
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

As the Kool-Aid Man says, "Oh Yeah!!"

As many of you know, my eventual plan is to go to graduate school for my Master’s in Publishing in order to help the GOOD fiction that deserves it to be published.  I have so many talented ...
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST

life's lesson #2

People can surprise you in a good way.  That is all.
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:02:00 PST

fucking people

Absolute and total oblivion never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

life's lesson #1

Sometimes, in life, you have to say, "Fuck it, I'm going to wear the paisley halter and plaid pants.  I think I can pull off catastrophe."   Either way, they're going to remember you....
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

oh, my nicky poo teaches me so much.... I love you!!

Words I want to live by.....   ... here's when your done writing sad self-pitying songs and you write the one about all the other fish in sea and while you're all happy and in your happiness you ...
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

I'm blogarific today...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Alyssa Ashley McFatridgeBirthday:06/04/1985Birthplace:DallasCurrent Location:sigh....DallasEye Color:very dark brownHair Color:umm... dark red/brown/something i...
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

weight loss suggestions for men....

CALORIES!!! It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "origi...
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST

and I'm free....

I realize who you are now, which makes it easy not to care....   The many people this applies to now.
Posted by Mrs. Morris At Your Service on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:56:00 PST