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Pork-chop Sandwiches

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world.... But they're right next to it....

About Me

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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I am Jack's huervos fiesta I like video games, movies, music, cartoons, mexican and italian food, i watch wrestling, hanging out in mall everywhere, causing trouble and practical jokes. I'm the writer and a voice of a flash cartoon on Newgrounds.com called TALES FROM THE DUMPSTER go.... go now watch it tell me what you think.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, Dating, RelationshipName DaveSex Now i'm a man a man man manAge 24Hair Color dark brown sometimes bleached or w/ highlightsEye Color hazelHeight 5'10"Your Heritage polish russianSiblings sadly 1 brother hes a doucheYour Best Friend Me baby... Me lolSingle Or Taken single n lookin hard 4 a relationshipDo You Do Drugs eh...Do You Drink yeah but im cutting back-------------- Favorite... --------------Color green, purpleFood Nachos, chicken parmBoy Name Vincent Girl Name Lenina, jessica, morganaAnimal slothSport Pro Wrestling--------------------- Have You Ever... ---------------------Smoked yesSkinny Dipped um.. yeahSeen Your Crush Naked no... im tryinFallen For Your Best Friend i tend to do that Been Rejected yeah :(Rejected Someone yeahDone Something You Regret deffinatly----------- Current.. -----------Clothes Shorts and a tye dye t-shirtMusic nothing...::cries:: R.I.P. my hard driveSmell AxeFav. Band NIN and MSI the conserts were awesomeDesktop Picture Iz from The MaxxAnnoyance NO music on my comp------------ Are You... ------------Understanding yeahOpen-Minded yeahInteresting i hope soRandom veryMoody more than i'd like to beOrganized almost neverShy not really unless its a hot girl then the "idiot" kicks inDifficult im sure i am sometimesAttractive passObsessed no---------------- Opposite Sex... ----------------What Do You Notice First i wanna say boobs but prob eyes and smile then boobsBest Eye Color brown or greenBest Hair Color anythingShort Or Long Hair eitherBest Height over 5 footBest Weight anyBest Clothing Style any---------------------------- Just Some Last Questions... ----------------------------Last Movie You Have Seen At The Theatre the new Pirates movie Fav. Cartoon Family Guy, Ren & Stimpy, Invader ZimWhat Did You Have For Breakfast a tall frost glass of sleep dave no need breakfastCould You Live Without Your Computer hell noDo You Dye Your Hair rarelyWho Makes You Laugh The Most idkDo You Wish You Were Younger oh yeahDo You Have Any Crushes maybeDo You Like Highschool its was a lot of fun sept the wholw going to class and homework thingDo You Want To Get Married somedayWhat Are Your Thoughts On Love i need more in my lifeNumber Of Times Your Heart Has Been Broken manyDo You Get Along With Your Parents as well as i canDo You Cuss %&&*%*%^ %#^&&$ #%&^#&& yeahDo You Ever Wish You Had Another Name noNumber Of Close Friends a handfulHave You Ever Had A Crush On A Teacher yesHave Any Tatoos not yetDo You Have A Secret People Would Be Surprised By noAre You A Virgin noWhat Theme Does Your Room Have messyHow Do You Feel Right Now tired.... kinda lonely and sadWhats One Of Your Bad Qualities my sense of humorWhats One Of Your Good Qualities my sense of humorLast Time You Cried In School like middle schoolFor Or Against Long Distance Relationships they always go bad alwaysEver Cried Over The Opposite Sex sure haveDo You Believe In Love At First Sight sometimes mostly its just lustFavorite Thing In Your Room my dvds and jeniis lavalampYour Nickname(s) Big D, Hendy, D's Nutz, Jake, D-Bomb, J would call me muffin back in the day but i wanted to rip out his soul everytimeEveryone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

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Music:

FUCKHERGENTLY (Tenacious D)

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Music is very important I love listening to it I try to listen to alittle of evrything I lived down south for over a year and i can honestly say i cant stand country music I mostly like Rock and Alternative with some Metal and Rap mixed in MC Chris, Bloodhound Gang, Sublime, Linkin Park, Korn, Garbage, NIN, MSI, The Offspring, Bad Ronald, The Forces Of Evil, Bush, Tool, Weezer, Sponge, Cake, White Zombie, Soul Coughing, Stabbing Westward, Our Lady Peace, Afroman, Bowling For Soup, Green Day, FLogging Molly, Everclear, Spineshank, System Of A Down, Limp Bizkit, Seven Mary Three, Tenacious D, Gorillaz, MC Lars, Yellowcard, Garbage, Blink 182, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, Jet, Korn, Nirvana, STP, Pearl Jam, Eminem, ICP, Reel Big Fish, Beck, Beastie Boys, The Killers, the Doors and more

Movies:

Gotta love the movies I have way too many DVDs for my own goodlike 300 of 'em. TROMA!!!

Television:

Big fan of cartoons Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, Edd Ed and Eddy, Adult Swim, South Park, Loony Toons, any thing 80's and 90's. Old school Disney Afternoon. Some anime. I hate reality TV

Books:

Not much of a reader lately just MAXIM, STUFF and GAMEPRO

Heroes:

The Maxx, Spider-man, Peter Griffin, Animal from the Muppets