Part Chow, part Akita ... all attitude.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Dog! (Chow/akita/badass mix)
What is your name? Max
What other nicknames do you have? Maxers, Mr. Bootypants, Furry-lurry, Licky von Lickenstein, Furry Wanderer, Mister Boy, Furball McGee, the War Machine, Maxwell, the Regulator ... I have A LOT.
What is your favorite treat? Fortune cookies and corn chips.
What would your owner describe you as? Devilishly cute.
What is the funniest thing you have done? Licked the wall to try and taste a flashy-light reflection; I also do some inappropriate humping on occasion.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Every day, I protect the humans from the vicious postman and his sinister letter-delivering ways.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Alas, yes.
Are you a social animal? Ummm, can you not pet me while you ask me that?
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Aw hell no. Right, mom?
Are you friendly? Depends.
Are you overweight? Naw! I keep it sexy. You know how I do.
Do you like warm milk? I don't know.
Do you eat cheese? Yes!
Do you eat bugs? Yes -- I catch flies!
Do you live with other animals? Just human animals.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No! I love the park!
Do you like to exercise? Yes!
Do you like car rides? YES!!!
Do you get into stuff? Aw hell no. Right, mom?
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes!
Do you like to swim? Yes!
Do you chase laser pen dots? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? She's the best!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
