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Joe Benavidez

About Me

I have the hottest girlfriend in the world and I can probably kill you with my bare hands.
^ That's mine

My Interests

Maniac5912: I'm going to delete you

Good at stupid: What was that?

Good at stupid: I don't speak "I haven't seen Starwars" english.

Maniac5912: Well learn it. I learned to speak "stupid fag" for your sake

Good at stupid: Lame.

I'd like to meet:

Polytheism is belief in or worship of multiple gods or deities.

Music:

Can't get enough.

Movies:

Fight Club.

Television:

[adult_swim]

Books:

Swan Song, The Name, Misquoting Jesus, A History of the End of the World, The Book of Morman, The Aphabet of Manliness, God's Debris, The Inferno of Dante, and The Bible.

Heroes:

My sisters and Dime.

My Blog

Marijuana

http://mojo.calyx.net/~olsen/HEMP/IHA/iha01104.html   Educate yourselves.
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

Problem

If a guy is thretened by his girlfriend's guy friends... that doesn't make him weaker does it?
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

Mister Deity.

http://www.mrdeity.com/
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

20 second iowa

Kevin got his ass whipped. The end.
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

Site ref

http://www.w3schools.com/
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

Something to show off

I decided on saturday night that I would play lick-for-lick with my friend Jean. He failed to tell me the following: Jean's fist = tank shell (t)Jean's swinging power = Bag of landmines (l) j + l + MY...
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST

Technical Death Metal

John, Joe, Chris, Josh and Fahtwin has cometh. Band name suggestions?
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

Thoughts of a night

While holding a cold glass of milk on my forehead I came to understand more. Maybe tomorrow, after the 2 hours ahead of me, I can wake up next to something beautiful and be able to rip a hole in ...
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

VIdeo

http://www.globalunderground.co.uk/sissy/
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

Some facts about life.

Women are fucking strange. Coupons are underrated. There's a lot of shitty music in the world. I have testicular cancer. I've never had sex with a prostitute or 'hoe'. If you don't like green, you're ...
Posted by Joe Benavidez on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST