All u need to know is that i live my life by THE GUY'S RULES: At last a guy has taken the time to write this down. Finally the guys side of the story. We always hear the rules from the females side, now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules. Please note that they are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are not mind readers. 1. Sunday sports, Its like a full moon or the changing of tides. LET IT BE. 1. Shopping is not a sport. and no we will never think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work. strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT. 1. Yes and NO are perfectly acceptable answers for almost any question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, thats what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one makes you sad or angry we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible please say wahtever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions. NEITHER DO WE. 1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will assume nothing is wrong. we know you are lying, but its not worth the hassle. 1. IF you ask a question you dont want an answer to , expect an answer you dont want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, REALLY. 1. Dont ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. Thanks for taking time to read this now things between men and women will work much better
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