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I am originally from Wyoming.(Yes its an actual state) What I've been told is that I have a warped sense of humor.(Meaning I'm unique) I'm going through a rice cake and banana chip phase.(can't stop eating them) I like cherry pie w/out cherries in it.(I like it with peaches). I hate being late, but I also hate waiting.(Is there no end to my madness?) Never been out of the country...yet. I talk to myself a lot when I'm bored, which is often.(And not just normal everyday conversations either. I have bizarre dialogues with different made up characters with horrible accents.) I like to make up random stories and tell them to strangers. (And I never start from the beginning, I start in the middle of my fictitious tale) Anything macabre interests me. Cool new fonts and vector art excite me, oh yeah. Since I was 5 I've been secretly planning to take over the world.(Lets just keep that between you and me) I would like to have an army of zombies to do all my house work. (So if you know someone that can make that happen, let me know) I love the smell of clean linen, the smell of bleach, and also the smell of a freshly screen printed t-shirt. I am no whiz kid, but I love puzzles, riddles, and brain teasers. (aweFUCKsome) I am fascinated by all things to do with psychology. I enjoy prodding and teasing my brain to no end. I have a strange fascination with puppets, the soft and furry kind. I am unable to grow a proper mustache and or beard.(However, I will rock the finger-stache) I am working on honing my super powers: teleportation and invisibility. (So keep a look out for me, or not) Wow and you just scratched the surface. There is so much more to know about me...or maybe that will do. Or maybe you don't want to know more. Be careful what you ask for...I just may give it to you along with some neck hugs with my hands. I am the pinnacle of strangeness.“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” -Maria Robinson