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Appalachian American

still ain't no mrs.

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I live in a tiny, seafoam green house with the love of my life and my two three semi-special needs furry children. We like it that way. No, I don't want (human) babies and no, I'm not ever changing my mind, thanks.

October 28th, I did a big, 'ole adult-like thing: Holy shit, y'all! I'm married!!!

My Interests

zombies, coffee, appalachian pride, west virginia, sharks, haunted history, thunderstorms, political activism, feminism, yoga, tattoos, indie films, canine physical therapy and rehabilitation, autumn, trains, lloyd dobbler, trees, livejournal , being childfree!, reproductive rights, unicorns, crohn's disease, being a modern hippie, vegan cooking/baking, naturopathic medicine, lol cats

I'd like to meet:

Other childfree folk//prospective zombie club members//sincere people and fans of Journey. Don't stop believin'//

I can't hang with: anti-feminists, homophobes, pro-lifers, dubbya supporters, transphobes or people who make fun of my home state. deal with it.

Also, people who do not like dogs are not to be trusted. that is all.

Music:

tilly and the wall, death cab for cutie, beulah, aqueduct, wilco, whiskeytown, ryan adams, uncle tupelo, gillian welch, sleater-kinney, belle and sebastian, sigur ros, the smiths, morrissey, ted leo, the beach boys, the flaming lips, mates of state, jay-z, 80s/early90s hair metal, xtina, the postal service, pretty much anything benjamin gibbard touches, spoon, sufjan stevens, the shins and

Movies:

borat, snakes on a plane,say anything, garden state, team america: world police, hedwig and the angry inch, the goonies, lord of the rings, lost in translation, you can count on me, lovely and amazing, dawn of the dead (both), 28 days later, resident evil, return of the living dead, day of the dead, land of the dead, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz

Television:

america's next top model, buffy (r.i.p.), project runway, nip/tuck, the daily show (jon stewart...*sigh*), the colbert report, heroes, the office, 30 rock, my name is earl, house

Books:

life after god, all harry potter, lord of the rings and the hobbit, the zombie survival guide

Heroes:

Pro Choice America! , jon stewart, stephen colbert, keith olbermann

My Blog

I wish the force were with me...

Your results:You are YodaYoda 68%Obi-Wan Kenobi 66%Princess Leia 65%Padme 62%An Ewok 62%C-3PO 59%R2-D2 58%Qui-Gon Jinn 57%Luke Skywalker 56%Han Solo 54%Wise and all knowing you are&yes. Tall, dark, a...
Posted by Appalachian American on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

shark attack!

You are the Great White shark (Charcharodoncharcharias), a.k.a. 'The White Death.' You areextremely big and very strong, and alsoendangered. Thought by many as the mostmysterious of all the sharks, an...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:54:00 PST

yet another zombie quiz

Like Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, you are thehero. Congratulations. As the chainsaw totingking of witty one-liners, you certainly knowhow to handle any of those undead nastiesheading your way, do...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

file this under "duh"

Which John Cusack Are You?...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so good i had to x-post

      steve perry is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator So accurate it's scary. (Sorry, but you can't share in the love unless you get in on the LJ action.) p.s. - i don't care what fea...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh david lynch...

You are Audrey Horne. You're spoiled andmanipulative, but you're also whip-smart andindomitable. You always get your way, even ifyou first have to get into deep trouble. Youare so feisty and indepe...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

punk rock zombies!!!

You're Trash! Which Return of the Living Dead Character Are You??? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so what kind of zombie are you?

You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth becausethere is no more room in hell. You feed onliving flesh - anything you can get yourdecaying hands on. You can be killed by damageto your rotting brain....
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

awesome in any decade

"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics) Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fashion waits for no one

You are Yoanna. You have a beautiful face, and thecamera loves you! You can't dance very well,but you have that natural presence that makesyou an absolute standout. Your destined to be amodel whether ...
Posted by Appalachian American on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST