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Ohmen The Profit

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Member Since: 04/11/2006
Band Members: Ohmen the Profit, OGMC, Chancellor Chance, the Wheezil, Zach Paraguay and Vile Lance.Backgrounds
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Sounds Like: Cats can't keep up the pace and won't stop sratchin at my door.
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My Blog

blogging

I'm so tired and a bit drunk so I wanna pass out.  I'll make this short.  I have been devoting all of my time to writing a novel as well as AVIASIA and when I have the time which is little I use it to...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:28:00 GMT

BAM!!!

I have been suffering computer difficulties and am postponing the agony of trying to get Comcast to come out and ammend my CONNECTIVITY problems.  So sometimes when I want to post a BLOG I can't becau...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:14:00 GMT

what is boredom?

I don't understand what it means to be bored.  I've known this for a long time now, in fact I don't really remember ever being bored as a child.  I never am as an adult.  I realize that I am very bles...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:38:00 GMT

The Letter I

And this is where the fun begins.  Hey folks, Ensycopedia Onyx.  Brought to you by OTP.  Briefcase!!  Itinerary!  "OK Ohmen the Profit," Briefcase says, his mouth snapping shut with loud, Irritating c...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:06:00 GMT

that's fucking gross!!

Oh my God I just puked a little bit in my mouth.  My friend just told me the most horrible thing imaginable.  His name is Jake and he is now my ex-friend.  Seems he had some terrible stomach pains las...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:58:00 GMT

you're a stoner

I can't tell you how many times somebody has pissed me off by telling me that I would LIKE something because I'm a stoner.  The most trouble I've had with this phenomenon concerns the movie "The Wall"...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:19:00 GMT

animal crackers

With all the thousands of possibilities of animals in the world, how come boxes of animal crackers always have the same boring ass animals they've always had.  Camels and seals do not make for very en...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:31:00 GMT

the porn in my computer

 More than once I've been called a fag.  Like the person calling me that actually thought that I was a fag.  When I was younger I was much skinnier than I am now and I'm skinny now.  So I was pretty m...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:36:00 GMT

you complete me

commercial.  A husband and wife are laying awake in bed.  They can't sleep because the couple in the apartment above them is fighting.  He's shouting at her, something about not having done shit aroun...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:46:00 GMT

A:43 Fire Will Destroy Him

AVIASIAPART 43 OF BOOK 1: THE HAUNTING OF CLAWSBORNEFIRE WILL DESTROY HIMSimon Tilsdale knew nothing about making camp fires out in the middle of the Wilderness, at least not if he were left to the me...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:52:00 GMT