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Cyanide

A Fucked Up Man, With A Fucked Up Plan

About Me

I work, then I work some more. Somewhere in between, I find time to eat, take shits and what not. Then, I watch wrestling and listen to music whilst I piss around on the internet to try and occupy my brain meat before I go insane and kill bitches.


I draw comics now. Go looks or you will get herpes!

My Interests

Good music, wrestling, comic books, not working, writing obscenely long stories I never finish, creating and maintaining several websites no one looks at, movies, not sleeping, some video games, and um...other stuff...that is...interesting.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't completely retarded.
The Iron Shiek will make you humble. Please watch to find out how.

Wrestler Of The Hour: Homicide

Music:

Kyuss, Tool, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nothingface, Mushroomhead, Mastodon, Hermano, Tenacious D, Meshuggah, Black Sabbath, Slipknot, Dry Kill Logic, Clutch, Dozer, Motograter, Skinny Puppy, System Of A Down, NIN, Mudvayne, many many more.

Almost anything that rocks.

Movies:

Army Of Darkness, Evil Dead2, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Cannibal:The Musical, Event Horizon, The Hills Have Eyes, Devil's Rejects, Indiana Jones, old Jackie Chan movies, Ong-Bak:Enter The Thai Warrior, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Office Space, The Grudge 1&2, Ichi The Killer, Nacho Libre, The Pick Of Destiny, Ali G: In Da House, Borat, new comic book movies, anime, and more.

Television:

TNA Impact, South Park, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, WWE. Everything else I watch on DVD - House, nip/tuck, Deadwood, Trailer Park Boys, that's about it, tv sucks nuts.

Books:

Comic books, mostly, but I also enjoyed "America The Book"

Heroes:

Warren Ellis (writer), John Garcia (singer-Kyuss, Hermano), Bruce Campbell (actor-Evil Dead), Stephen Colbert (pundent), Trey Parker & Matt Stone (South Park, Cannibal:The Musical), Josh Homme (Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age), Tony Jaa (The Fucking Man), Jack Black (actor/singer/etc.)& Kyle Gass ("actor" wicked guitarist), Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G/Borat/Bruno), various music/comic/wrestling/artist people. Basically, all those who do great things that I myself cannot accomplish.

My Blog

Suffocate

This is a short story I wrote cuz I was bored. It's not technically perfect cuz I am not an editor. Hope you like it. Feel free to leave comments/critcism, if I don't like it, I can delete it..Haw!___...
Posted by Cyanide on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

Stuff 'n' Shit

So, stuff that's going on with my crappy life, not that anyone cares, but it makes me feel important to write this, so bear with me& I finished in the top 5 (out of 17) in my mid-term for my opticians...
Posted by Cyanide on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

It Happened...again/New Years

Profile Views:666 Yup, that number haunts me everywhere I go. I'm borrowing my New Years resolution from my good friend, Mr. Attitude over at The House Of Hate. "FUCK 'EM. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, FU...
Posted by Cyanide on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

I Am A Dick

Just in case you forgot. "Cuz dicks fuck pussies AND assholes!" haha...Team America...   I'm so goddamn tired. Please disregard the above. Except for the "I am a dick" part cuz, yeah, I know I ...
Posted by Cyanide on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

Random!

Yeah, I is bored, so here goes one of these "bored-ranty-my-opnion-matters" things called a (shudder) "blog." Work is going okay. The Opticians course is coming along not too bad. Getting into physic...
Posted by Cyanide on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST

StickguyDurp

I just spent an hour and a half drawing a StickguyDurp comic strip, which is something I haven't been doing nearly enough of these days. Now, I'm a realistic dude, I understand that the only people wh...
Posted by Cyanide on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

Music...Again

So, here I am to talk about music again. Couple of bands have put out new albums worth checking out. Mastodon's lastest cd is pretty good, the best track BY FAR is "Colony Of Birchmen", and not ...
Posted by Cyanide on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

Clerks II

Go see this movie or you will be killed. It was the funniest, laugh-out-loud, need to see mutliple times cuz the sound of my ass falling off made me miss the dialogue, movie since Team America. And th...
Posted by Cyanide on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

Meeeeeew-sick

So, Im still mad at music. Nothing really new that I can say Holy fuckballs, check out this wicked band! Your ass will literally be rocked the fuck off. Bloodsimple is pretty good. So is Dillenger Es...
Posted by Cyanide on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST

Fuck

fuck fuckity fuck. fucking fucked fuck fuckin fucks fuced. fuck fuck. fuck fucked, fucking fucks fucky. fuck fuckfuck fuckly, fucked, fucking. fucked fucks, fuckitty, fucks. fucked fuckfuckfuckfuckfuc...
Posted by Cyanide on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:06:00 PST