SHIT! LOL |
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be s...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST |
Motivation of Life |
The person that you are acts steadily and powerfully in accordance with your most genuine thoughts. When you think it, there is a part of you that immediately begins to make it real. You are the willi...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST |
Taste The Beauty! |
Graciously receive what is offered you, and give what you are sincerely able. Find sustenance and rich meaning in the ceaseless flow that is life. Let go of your need to keep score and to match each t...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST |
How 2 Burn Calories Having Sex! |
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association say...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:46:00 PST |
This Is For You Fellas! |
I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your cha...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST |
What Can Be! |
It is vast beyond imagination, too beautiful and magnificent for words, and sometimes quite frightening. It is the universe that you cannot touch, but which you can always begin to grasp. Live your mo...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST |
Make Love Consciously! |
Nature is intrinsically sexual. Every living being on earth is the product of sexual energy. When we align with inspired power of the universe we feel the passion of creation in every cell of our body...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST |
Happiness Is What You Make Of It! |
If you allow others to define happiness for you, then you're not going to truly experience it. If you allow others to dictate what your dreams should be, you will never reach them. The way to surely a...
Posted by Øp¬n Ur ¬y¬s Im Ur Bl¬sSiNg N diSgUiS¬ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST |
