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KeLLy

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About Me

I am me. If you dont like me, well that just sucks for you. I am fun, easy going, and down to earth. I really HATE mustard. Really. I really hate it. I'm not perfect by any means. Halloween is the best holiday ever. There is nothing better than sitting in the sand on the beach during a sunset with an ice cold beer. I like to laugh at you, and with you. I love my best friend Jen because she is the only one who gets ALPO, Rocky Dennis, and DCL . I love a good 80's song. I hate sunrises when I have been up all night. I love bar food. I have a huge heart and I am a hopeless romantic and love to love and be loved and spoil the one I care about. Getting tattooed is sometimes therapy. I love when the leaves change in fall. I dont mind traveling alone. I fucking love my bronco. I like jukeboxes that carry Slayer. I miss my long ass hair. My family is the shit. I love Blue Planet and Planet Earth on National Geographic. I like the smell of wet dirt. I rarely ever get pissed off and hate being mad. My favorite colors are army green and flat black. I really really want a jelly fish tank. I can say the alphabet backwards. I have the craziest dreams every single night. I like it when old people stare at me.My close friends mean the world to me. California is my favorite place ever. Especially San Diego. I just wanna have a good fucking time.
Dont slam the fucken door

My Interests

Good times

I'd like to meet:

Publishers Clearing House with a million dollar check at my front door.

Music:

Lots of crap

Movies:

I know just about every word to Super Troopers, Grandmas Boy, Anchorman, The Pick of Destiny, Idiocracy, Caddyshack, Ace Ventura, Half Baked, Blades of Glory, Airplane....and I use these quotes frequently in my everyday life.... The best part EVER is when he pulls the cello players arm! HAHAHAHAH!!! about 2:00 into the clip

Television:

The Colbert Report, Conan O'fucking Brien, Reno 911, Ghost Hunters, Nip/Tuck and Cops. Oh and pretty much anything on National Geographic or The Science Channel. I just started watching Weeds. I also really hate tattoo reality shows.

Books:

Dans Comp, the phone book, in flight manuals about escaping, and take out menus.

Heroes:

FAMILY raddest dad ever

Al Bundy and Mom

Me and my mom being retarded at the drags

My grandpa is more hardcore than yours

My Blog

Cyanide and Happiness

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Posted by KeLLy on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:34:00 PST