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Handouts Orsburn

with heaven so far and hell so near.

About Me

You fail me.Altus has more than dirt, wind, and getting trashed in Blair.
www.myspace.com/dickchesney
www.myspace.com/bearseekingbear haha

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My Interests

Music, friends and snuff porn.You won't be air drumming if you get drafted.

I'd like to meet:

idealists.

Music:

skramz, positive hardcore, melodic hardcore and pussy shit.

Movies:

pulp fiction, big momma's house, ran, the squid and the whale, the sympathy for mr/lady vengeance movies, mission impossible 3, man bites dog, silence of the lambs, neighbor number 13, audition, oldboy, fight club, fargo, the big lebowski, ALF the movie. movies that make me scratch my jawline, inhale on my tobacco pipe and go " Hmmmmm. "

Television:

Mocking Mrs Moran's sitcoms.

Books:

Books that are tragic and gloomy.

Heroes:

I make my own these days, beneficial or not.

My Blog

ICEBOX

fuck proper planning. all of that passion I put into dwelling on whatever was pissing in my cereal that day could have been put into a lot of other things. it's apparent in things like my grades, whic...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

here's a thought.

I have the Altus music scene wrapped up into one little phrase hodgepodge?!?! how we managed to make the leap from me and him call it us to a day to remember is beyond me. I do assure you, if a day to...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

musical endeavors mixed with salt.

and we'll all what we do best continue. i'm ready for change in reference to dick chesney. and i'm ready for Trey to come awwwn home. it's time for me to smoke jelly tobacco and relax.  ...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

don imustmakeaspectacleoutofthis.

there's certain stuff, namely racism, that hits people in different ways. to some people it's great joke material. to some people it's why great grandpa did field work without pay, thus creating a lit...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST

Fight off your demons.

The short set demons, and they did it so well. Your favorite weapon:The shower scene.The no seatbelt song. Deja Entendu:TatouSic transit gloria (glory fades)I will play my game beneath the spin lightO...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST

More lapses of Easter cheer as I grow older.

but, i'd still like to thank resurrection sunday for my jelly beans and coconut cake. because confections, essentially, were my only god during easter egg hunts. your thoughts, prayers, hate?111?!1 in...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

big kuntry's expeditions.

From nu-metal jokes and stories of a childhood angst catered to by lunchables, seeing one of my best friends and still connecting (heterosexually, I ain't no gay bitch.)  shows with dudes who sti...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

Devil may your touches....

Yeah, I awkwardly addressed billy werner and got a bit choked up in his presence.. as I bought a shirt.. twas an experience, you know.. like a tool I also brought up how cool saetia was and his tone s...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

sharper teeth.

In case you're wondering, which i'm sure you're all extremely interested in my haphazard/GAY ASS/periodically totally redeeming life. I leave for tour friday night with 3 males, a taurus and a bank co...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

Matt Moran's Shit, a subject worth analyzing twice.

In polite disagreeance with trey's theory on matt's digestive system.. I decided to do a little bit of theorizing myself on the most rank smell this side of the atmosphere. It didn't take long. It daw...
Posted by Handouts Orsburn on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST