Chuck is my homeboy.
I grew up thinking my Dad was really Tom Cruise, and that I was adopted. Thank God that was all a joke. It’s no secret how loony that man actually is. But on that note, it would have explained so much …
I don’t forgive easily, and I don’t believe that all people are actually capable of change.
I have an incredibly boring job, but I make more than I probably actually deserve …
My boss is the World’s Most Anal Person ever.
Having said such things, I’m actually a grateful person.
I have two of the best friends I could ever imagine and I love them dearly (and a little queerly).
I make jokes. You see, I like to think I’m a witty person.
I could be wrong, but only I’m allowed to actually admit that.
I’m a hermit, unless Studio Movie Grill or Hobby Lobby are on the agenda.
I quote movies in regular conversation, and I’m usually the only one who gets it.
I overshare, and over use words like “totally†and “actually†more than should be allowed.
I am stubborn, but I’m very loyal.
Otep is my muse.
Will Ferrell is the funniest man alive.
I enjoy decorating, rocking out with my ... err ... socks out (heavy metal, please and thank you), and shopping is my therapy.
"OMG shoes."
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