Will Witt

I go by Will. I'm a very simple man. My life basically consists of working and sleeping. I'm judgmental and sarcastic. I'm not the best person in the world.I do work at Petsmart and I wouldn't consider it anything to brag about. I stock product and build great big muscles in the process.I have very few hobbies, but if I had to list some I'd say I enjoy using my computer and playing Rock Band. I'm a technology nut. Yes, Rock Band is a video game... but it's freakin' sweet so fuck off.I also enjoy sports, mainly basketball and local hockey. I'm a die-hard Phoenix Suns fan. If you bring up Shawn Marion I'll rip your trachea out. I had season tickets to the Sundogs as well but I didn't actually attend the last couple months worth of games. Just lost interest, I guess.I'm not a huge fan of ignorant teenagers or xenophobes. If I have to deal with an incompetent high schooler one more time I'll deal death. That said, I consider it a blessing when I find a beautiful mind. If you have a brain and it works properly please feel free to be my friend.I'm a music freak, although many people will tell you that my taste in music sucks. Know why that is? Because their taste in music sucks. I enjoy classic rock as well as modern rock. It's hard not to be a fan of the old stuff when you're raised on it, and I know a lot of you understand exactly what I'm saying.I love my beard.Stay tuned.