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IM AN AnGiMaL!!!!

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About Me

So, i'm currently a fulltime student/waitress/nanny/stud (That's just the obvious). I'm a functionable alcoholic and an argumentative asshole. I'll tear you up with what i feel is justifiable information. I'll kick your ass in beirut, pound a beer in 2 seconds, and rob the dining hall blind even though i've never actually paid to join the calorie infested shit hole. I'll party like a rock star till 10 AM when you're in bed, but then help the host clean their house. I've escaped from the mental asylm and didn't forget how you or your friends felt about me because i never gave a fuck to begin with. Don't ask me if my hair is real, unless you want a genuine foot-- in your absolute asshole. I'm laid back, entertaining, and humorous. I never act my age, it's either younger or older-- and i could pass for both. Tanning, boyfriends, painting my face like a clown and spending extensive time in the bathroom isn't my bag baby-- So don't be my roomate if you spend hours tweezing/shaping your pubic hairs, you'll hear my wrath. I'm a poet, writer and an eye opener. If you got questions, I got answers. If you ever roll by my house-- and think you've imagined me sitting naked in my computer chair, marveling at my computer. It's not necessary to look twice, or second guess your better judgement. It's actually a fact you just saw me sitting naked in front of my computer. I'll put anything you need to know in all perspectives from awesome to awful. I'm the asshole that will tell you what you don't want to hear, but technically that makes me sincere. I'm strong, stable, sometimes a little strange, skilled and unstereotyped. However, no one will say that i'm not a good time. I'm an english major because i'm passionate but at the same time passive. I just got admitted into UNH for journalism and english, i'm pretty fucking stoked since i feel like i haven't really done shit! Someday i'll go to law school and defend a case of yours when you get caught with pounds of cocaine in your basement or dead bodies in the trunk of your mercedes. Ignorance is intolerable and intelligence is accepted and very much appreciated in my always awake mind. I've got a huge bleeding heart but a bigger mind, and i won't let my emotions trick my mind into believing false information, or better yet loving the undeserved. I indeed love myself and am a strong believer that in order to love another you must recognize the god in yourself, love yourself, and let go of petty desire. Desires are endless and inevitable-- however not necessary to fulfillment to life lived. I'm a firm believer in Karma, this worlds round isn't it? Everything goes in circles. I'm a genius, psychic, and on my toes 24/7. I'm your worst enemy and your best friend. I'm a dream, but not an illusion.

My Interests

SURFING is my sport of choice... ♥ Snowboaring... ♥ Festivals... ♥ Partying!!! ♥ Alcohol... ♥UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE ♥ Sex, drugs, ROCK AND, ROLL. ♥ Boys on boards... ♥ Neon green... ♥ GLITTER... ♥ The Green Party... ♥ Sunkist... ♥ Orange Juice (sunshine in a bottle)... ♥ BEER!!! ♥MY MACBOOK! ♥ kitty cats... ♥ summer... ♥ Red Sox... ♥ Meditating... ♥ Yoga... ♥ Pretty toe nails... ♥ Long hair... ♥ the beach... ♥ FOOD... ♥ boobies and nipples... ♥ tye dye... ♥ funk and groove... ♥ gettin' shit started and retarded... ♥ writing... ♥ Intelligence... ♥ Astrology... ♥ nice teeth... ♥ Jose Quervo... ♥ buddhists... ♥ marlboro reds... ♥ ben and jerrys... ♥ tans... ♥ travel... ♥ palm trees... ♥ playing games with cute boys on 495;) ♥ Juicy Couture... ♥ Angelina Jolie... ♥ karma... ♥ the 60's and 70's... ♥ pimpin' ladies... ♥ Flirting... ♥ brainless activity... ♥ DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!! ♥ jam bands... ♥ red bull... ♥ sleep... ♥ NECCO!!!... ♥ Weekends... ♥ Abercrombie and Fitch, ♥ MY OWN BED... ♥ being able to remember last night.... ♥ Friends... ♥ Garcia Vega...I HATE: Stop signs or red lights... THE MAN... brakes... fake people... quiet people... liars... muscle heads... juicers... dirty men that don't understand no... little girls who think they know... Fast food... awkward silence... the rain... cops... jagermeister (YUCK)... blacking out... tonsilitis... STDS!!!! Frat boys... speed limits... massachusetts drivers or any BAD drivers really... DWI... puking... wet feet - feet period... cheesey techno... E-TARDS!!! feigns... posers... chickens (like the animal, thats why i eat em)... asshole old people that think they deserve respect because they are old without giving it... drama... uptight christians... the catholic religion... black and white perspectives... conformists... failure... NEEDLES... backstabbing people... zombies... boredum... Arby's... clowns... spiders... sharp objects... closed minds... - hypocrites.

I'd like to meet:

♥ADRIAN fucking GRENIER,♥ JAKE GYLLENHAAAL and NICK STAHL!!!!!All the creatures from the Labyrinth, Jerry Garcia, The (now dead) Pope, Hendrix obviously, JLO, Pam Anderson, CHINA, Angelina Jolie, Santa, Jesus, Einstein, Frank the bunny, Michael Jackson and his kid Blanket, The Chesire Cat and the Worm with the hookah, Cheech and Chong, Trey Anastasio, Boy George. YOU, and any sexy guy or girl with expansive minds, interesting convesation, gregarious personality and entertainment that doesn't burn a hole in my wallet.

Music:

The Grateful Dead, Phish, Alice in Chains, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Black Crowes, The Allman Brothers Band, Keller Williams, Umphreys McGee, Janis Joplin, Phil Lesh and Friends, Donna Jean, Matisyahu, Jack Johnson, Modest Mouse, Beach Boys, Beatles, The Zombies, Mars Volta, Ben Harper, Bob Dylan, Bob, Burning Spear, Raq, The John Butler Trio, Rat Dog, Rage Against the Machine, Creedance and Clearwater Revival, The Doors, Protigy, Medeski Martin and Wood, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, The Eagles, Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Pepers, DID I SAY ALICE IN CHAINS? The Velvet Underground, The Disco buiscuits, The Brew, Primus, Stone Temple Piolets, Les Claypool, NIN, Oysterhead, Tom Petty, G.Love and Special Sauce, Sublime, Miles Davis, Galactic, My Morning Jacket, The Postal Service, Elvis Costello, String Cheese Incident, Moe, Beck, George Clinton and P-Funk, Jefferson Airplane, J5, Blackalicious or The Gift of Gab, Cypress Hill, Tu-Pac obviously, The Roots, Lauryn Hill (Even though she hate the white folk), Basically any classic rock or jam bands, some jazz. I like a lot of local stuff, i am particular about a local band called Bodhi. You should check em out if you are into instrumental, mind freeing experiences.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, The Wall, Saw, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Prozac Nation, Anything with Jim Carey or Adam Sandler, Alpha Dog, Caddy Shack, Forest Gump, Dazed and Confused, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Clockwork Orange, Memento, Spun, Train Spotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Reqium for a Dream, The Labyrinth, Virgin Suicides, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland, The Butterfly Effect, The Rules of Attraction, Bully, Wasted, The Wizard of Oz, The God Father, The Devils Advocate, and anything that is live and has to do with music and anything with NICK STAHL. "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but its hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. Then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday."- American Beauty.

Television:

T.V rotts your brains. However, Ali G is genius and i CREAM over Adrian Grenier in Entourage.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, even though i read it in like 8th grade. It's Still the best book ever. Oh, and the Chronacles of Narnia series are so nasty. Other then that, fuck reading, i would rather fry my brian cells, i don't have time to fuel my brain with useful resources.

Heroes:

My family has helped me to anchor reality as a part of my life, I can't thank them enough (i fucking love you guys). My little sister has taught me unconditional love and happiness-- She is my sunshine daydream. My cat Bill, that i miss so dearly, also helped my childhood be more entertainging and less painful when i needed a friend. My steve-o, for never picking sides (he's more universal then me!) Sara Barto because she is so fucking motivating and very proud of my undertakings :) Even some of the friends i've left along the way, i wouldn't stand so strong now if it wasn't for the experiences we had, trust we broke, friends we neglected- thanks for those experiences and the reminder that the only person you can truly count on is yourself. i wouldn't take the time back even if i had the oppurtunity. I can't thank the anonymus UNH angel in disguise enough, who removed those flyers of me, reported and wrote a statement to the UNH police department. If it wasn't for her, i would have never even known. Some people are so immature, i get a kick of watching them hang themselves. Karma kills cunts, and it's people like the unknown angel that save my faith that i've almost lost in what we consider human beings in our society. It's people like you, and you know who you are, whose wall of fire rising will crash and burn down.

My Blog

A mind defined.

Between my brown eyes.lies a mind-losing time,but expanding find.All things i'll find.From the grass so green,as our sun does blind.Able to rewind-revisit and see,our ocean blue;or loathed worst enemy...
Posted by IM AN AnGiMaL!!!! on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

The Things We Find...

*I found myself digging through the overflowing black trash bag in my freezing basement. *I found my teeth chattering together as my heart ran, racing- rapidly *I found nothing besides rotting banana ...
Posted by IM AN AnGiMaL!!!! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

NONCHALANT ANGE!

I'm truly sorry for you, since still you claim what cannot be true.There's just something i see honey, with my own two eyes.In his real eyes, i realize, REAL LIES. Wake up little bitch ...
Posted by IM AN AnGiMaL!!!! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Shit's duuusty!

Good enough?He can't even get his dick up!Nevermind bust a nut-i'll spark a butt..Obviiii-shit's dusty,pipes are rusty-YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCK ME!I'll remain sane--Then reign the lame.he'll pull my mane,a...
Posted by IM AN AnGiMaL!!!! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

The other fat cunt.

While you stress, Over my current success- realize you created this mess, and you'll suffer at your current best. while you dress, to impress; i'll imply the rest. I'm the upper hand, high priestess! ...
Posted by IM AN AnGiMaL!!!! on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:36:00 PST

Ryan Scamman- Rawson 8/8/87-4/15/06

Yo, bright faces Go to warm places When my beautiful friend goes to waste When there is nothing that could take his place This is when we find our faith And through god his spirit we'll cha...
Posted by IM AN AnGiMaL!!!! on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST