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Commander James Bond

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About Me


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On Her Majesty's Secret Service, I have pledged my undying loyalty to Queen and Country. Most of my shady past has been classified "For Your Eyes Only", but I will let you in on a few details of my many exploits. I was born in 1920, somewhere in a quaint Viennese village. My parents died at a tender age, in an Alpine climbing accident. I attended Eton College, but my educational career at Eton was short-lived, when at the age of fifteen I was expelled after an 'incident' with a maid. Continuing my education I was sent to Fettes in Edinburgh, where my father had also studied. After completing my primary education I joined the Ministry of Defence where I rose to the rank of Commander. Eventually becoming a Civil Servant when I joined the Ministry of Defence, now referred to as MI6 and SIS, I still retain the rank of Commander in the Royal Navy. One of the proudest moments of my career came in 1950, when I was assigned to the Double O section of the Secret Service, effectively giving me a License to Kill. There is no better thrill than to pop a bad guy with my trusty Walther PPK. I love my bloody job and its many inspiring advantages. I stay at only the finest hotels throughout the world, drive what you American's would call "pimped-out" custom engineered sportscars, and if this wasn't enough, I get to sleep with every woman I meet. All in a day's work, Moneypenny.

My Interests

Government sanctioned killing, judo, vodka martinis, fast cars, the opposite sex, tobacco, weaponry, winning all the time, witty banter when facing imminent demise, exotic locates,i.e., outer space, the Cold War, nemesii, (I believe that is plural for nemesis) Pussy Galore, artificial tanning, saving the world, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Ernst Stavro Blofeld, head of nefarious international criminal organization S.P.E.C.T.R.E. That bitch owes me money!

Music:

Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba, Spam, Abba, Abba, Abba, Spam and Abba, Abba Abba , etc...

Movies:

MOONRAKER, TO LIVE AND LET DIE, DIAMONDS ARE FORVER, THUNDERBALL, OCTOPUSSY, GOLDFINGER, ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, DR. NO, THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, A VIEW TO A KILL, GOLDENEYE, THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS, LICENCE TO KILL, TOMORROW NEVER DIES, DIE ANOTHER DAY, all of which are autobiographical

Television:

You couldn't make me watch the telly for all the tea in China. LOST being the one exception.