Bush

U S E L E S S | I N F O R M A T I O N Name: Your Honor Single or taken: shaken, not stirred Sex: only on tuesdays and thursdays Birthday: April 1 Sign: Stop Siblings: 68 Hair color: alternating white and red, like a candy cane Eye color: " " " " " a " " Height: tall enoughR E L A T I O N S H I P S Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straighter then the mississippi Who are your best friends?: me, myself, and my reflection (fuck I) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Putting a question mark at the end of a statement does not make it a fucking question? What is your longest relationship?: 8 inches?F A S H I O N | S T U F F Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: my victim's bodies What is your most comfortable outfit?: " What do you wear most often? "S P E C I F I C S Do you do drugs? hell fucking yes. Advil makes the demons die What kind of shampoo do you use?: what? shampoo? What are you most scared of? fear itself bitch What are you listening to right now: the sound of fingers on the keyboard? Who is the last person that you called?: called what? Who is the last person that called you?: Coach Antoine (really) Where do you want to get married?: ummmm What would you change about yourself?: you know, I find that I am way too serious. maybe if i were more of a smartass, life would be more fun. also i would like a 'shift' key that works.F A V O R I T E S Colors: white cuz everything else is in it Foods: sushi, calzones Movies: Pulp Fiction, Amores Perros, Amelie, American History X Animals: does Erin count?H A V E | Y O U | E V E R Given anyone a bath?: uh, myself Smoked?: I'm smokin but i dont Bungee jumped?: nay Made yourself throw up?: aye aye Skinny dipped?: if you mean dipped a banana in fondue sauce, then no Ever been in love?: oh yeah honey, let me tell you my sorrows, later Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: " Pictured your crush naked?: Of course, I can just see it without that label where all you see is that bubbling orangy goodness. Actually seen your crush naked?: yeah but not for long, because then i drink it. Cried when someone died?: maybe or maybe not or that other possibility Lied: No, I am a man of God, and never in my life would i even dream of lying Fallen for your best friend?: Yeah, I took the bullet and totally went down. Then that bitch denied it. Now I wear his skin. Rejected someone?: like a kidney or liver? Used someone?: yeah, that bitch that i fell for, as a jacket Done something you regret?: yes, an apple pie fresh out of the ovenC U R R E N T Clothes: an apple pie fresh out of the oven Problem: 3+4 Annoyance: Give me a J. Give me an A. Give me an S. etc. CD in player: Stephen Lynch, Bloodhound Gang, Tenacious D mix DVD in player: Kingdom of Heaven (sidenote: OMG OMG he did it, Orlando Bloom acted. hell has frozen over. The bad news is that if Orlando Bloom can act, then he must just choose not to most of the time.)L A S T | P E R S O N You left a message for: Bob You texted: Dylan You cuddled with: Bob Dylan You kissed: Dylan BobA R E | Y O U Understanding: if im talking to the barrel of a hot 9mm then oh yes, i understand everything Open- Minded: if i just got done talking to the barrel of a 9mm and now its smoking, then yes, I am very open-minded Arrogant: Fuck you. I'm a million times more humble then you are. Persistant: No I use Speedstick anti-persistant Insecure: n-n-n-no, my mommy loves me Hungry: m Smart: of course i is Moody: no i'm usually pretty happy you FUCKING WHORE Hard Working; yes, both Resiliant: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s s ss ok, no Organized: the foot bones connected to the leg bone and so on, I'd say so Healthy: no, i lost my fingers in a tragic masterbatory accident, so right now I am typing with my tongue Difficult: Fuck you, I'll answer this when I feel like it. Bored easily: Yeah, you obviously are Obsessed: no especially not with apple pie fresh out of the oven Angry: at that bitch I fell for Sad: I'm not sad, I'm sensitive Happy: If you got to this point and you still are, I'm impressed Hyper: no Trusting: Why should I tell you?