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Lachie

I Have A Dream That One Day, Chickens Can Cross All The Roads They Want, Without Their Motives Being

About Me


G'Day There! Yeh, I'm Lachlan. I come from the land down under, where the beer flows and men chunder, cant' you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!
Now that that's over, I'm just a normal aussie guy. I like sport, alcohol and having good times with my friends. I follow Collingwood in the AFL, but besides that i'm quite a good bloke.
And I went to Heathmont College, i'm one of the few that survived with more than a dozen brain cells intact. HOORAY for me!
I've just graduated from RMIT with my Adv. Diploma in Justice. It pretty much covers the entire criminal justice system. This means I could become a certified crime fighter, instead of those randoms such as batman, superman and spiderman, so in conclusion... Justice League here I come!
Anywayz, enough of the ranting and raving. I enjoy the occasional alcholic beverage. By occasional, i mean frequent. Jim Beam is my bitch. I enjoy playing poker, I also quite enjoy taking other people's money while playing poker. And yes, i do have a drinking and gambling problem, but lets just keep that between ourselves, ok?
Just a few final words... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!

My Interests


Drinking

Watching footy

Playing tennis

Playing poker

Chilling at the Oxford Scholar

I'd like to meet:


Yoda: much wisdom he has,hmmm!

Kate Beckinsale: Just to hear that hot posh british accent

Zarah Garde-Wilson: She is stunning! Worth committing a crime for!

Oh, and that sock puppet that gives people the answers they seeek!

Music:


AC/DC

Guns N' Roses

Meatloaf

Garbage

R.E.M

Peter Combe

Queen

Bryan Adams

Cold Chisel

Rogue Traders

Crowded House

Bruce Springsteen

Live

FatBoy Slim

Bon Jovi

Foo Fighters

Movies:


Die Hard Trilogy

Star Wars Saga(Ep 1 doesn't count

LOTR Trilogy

James Bond Series(seen all 21 of them)

Top Gun

Shawshank Redemption

The Last Castle

The Rock

Forrest Gump

Team America

Rambo pt I

Lethal Weapon series

Lord of War

Green Street Hooligans

Black Hawk Down

Television:


The Glass House

Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law

Law And Order: SVU

Cops

Scrubs

Whose Line Is It Anyway

Prison Break

The Footy Show

Before The Game

Spicks And Specks

The Chaser's War On Everything

Books:


Anything by Matthew Reilly

True crime stuff

Heroes:


Yoda - so much wisdom for such a little guy.

Johnny Depp: For hitting Leonardo DiCaprio when he was a retard
The sock puppet that give the answers you seek

My Blog

2007 - A Year In Review: Part 2

Where did you wake up on new years day? At home Did you kiss anyone at midnight? nup Did you make any resolutions? nope2007 -Friends and EnemiesDid you meet any new friends this year? A fewDid any of ...
Posted by Lachie on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST

2007 - A Year In Review

1)Where did you begin 2007?Daniel's place. Most likely trying to build up the momentum to get out of the chair 2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?Free as the wind 3) Were you in school (anytim...
Posted by Lachie on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:43:00 PST

End of '06 Awards

Awards For 20061) Drinking Buddy of The Year?probably marcus. it would've gone to glenn, but he ditched me mid-year2) Best friend/s?the usual crew, plus the addition of mokkas and the fairy princess (...
Posted by Lachie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

I'm Sorry Marcus...

not really! haha yeh man, sorry i took ya trophy, but it went to a way better person... ME!! next week mate, next week. then when we dominate, its vegas baby! to the oxford!!!!!   ...
Posted by Lachie on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

A-Z of Random Shit (I'm avoiding doing homework)

A - Available: SureA - Age: 19A - Annoyance: hippies, people who speak about topics they know shit all about ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------B - Best Friends...
Posted by Lachie on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

The Top 20 Things That Make Australia Great

1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian ev...
Posted by Lachie on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:22:00 PST

My Life's Soundtrack

It's taken me a good month and a bit to do this - but it is complete! HAZAA!!! So what you do is make up a title for the movie of your life, then pick the songs you would use for the different scenes ...
Posted by Lachie on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:43:00 PST

Just When I Thought....

I thought education was over, but this week signalled my return to full-time student-ness. When I say full time, I mean I am only required for 22 hours a week, C'MON!!! So, about my course. Advnaced D...
Posted by Lachie on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:34:00 PST