Three penny opera. |
I ran out and bought 'Yes I Can'. It has more to do with the Rat Pack than the state of our country, but Barack has made me a reader again!
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:22:00 GMT |
Too inside. |
After my latest girlfriend broke up with me, I knew I needed a summer project. Something to focus on in between sessions of furious masturbation.
I've only had an ipod since Christmas, but quickl...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:28:00 GMT |
We watched on TV as you said you meant no harm. |
In the last twenty-four hours I've been to a metal show, witnessed two flat-out brawls, accepted a long overdue apology from my father, re-visited 'Lost's brilliant season finale and was an ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:03:00 GMT |
The sanitation folks are jolly, friendly blokes. |
The last three evenings I've taken recycling out, a presumably homeless man has been found when I lift the receptacle's lid. He's shameless in his pursuit for sleep and verbally resents the fact that ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:16:00 GMT |
Jeds got cable. |
I love living in the city. Being able to walk to work in twenty minutes, concert and arthouse film opportunities at every turn. These things outweigh the occasional risk of being hit or spit on by hob...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:56:00 GMT |
I used to be a courier ship, but now I think I’m Silverbolt? |
The initial plan was to spend my lunch break posting my picks of the best and worst films of 2007, but I'm gonna level with you. I don't have the energy. Or pot. So let's just take a moment to reflect...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:04:00 GMT |
Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. |
People complain about the inaccuracies in Wikipedia posts, but I heartily disagree with them. If one dares argue that Dave Coulier isn't an American comedian, they should have their head exa...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:28:00 GMT |
BO! BO! BO! |
(editor's note - i'm presenting this blog to you with no capitalization so that i know what it feels like to be retarded)please give a big round of applause for the following sentence fragments that h...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:25:00 GMT |
Daddys on the drink again. |
When I'm an old man and my son asks why I never showed him love as a child, I'm going to tell him a knock-knock joke ...throw him off my scent.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:57:00 GMT |
Weve got happiness. I bet youre pissed. |
There are close to one hundred reasons I could never be black. Here's one.At KFC, I'd ordered a heap of macaroni and cheese, the only true accompaniment to my Colonel's crispy chicken strips. The daze...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
