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Miss Velvet Von Black

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About Me

My full name is Nyna Marie Oliver.
I don't like it when people spell things like, "ur" or when they make words, " LiKe ThIs", go kill yourself.
I really hate using the phone and hardly ever answer it. Additionally, i have no idea how to use at least half of the features on my phone, but i pay for them every month.
I fucking DESPISE stop and go traffic.
I give hi-fives for fun.
I can suck the yellow out of a canary. I just wanted to know if anyone reads this far.
Old people make me very nervous....i don't know why.
I pretty much rule at most things.
I do not enjoy the smell of gas.
I'm really, really good at Guitar Hero II.
I HATE ranch dressing. Also, popcorn.
I sleep with at least 8 pillows.
I'm shy around people that i don't know.
I cannot stand "wild and spontaneous" girls.You know what i'm taking about.
I like people with a quick wit...to keep me on my toes.
Cat scratch fever.
I can't dance, but i like to do it anyway.
I like people who smell good. Especially the scent of "David Beckham". I've never smelled anything that smelled so good.
I have a moderately short temper, but don't stay mad very long.
I'm not very popular.
I'd do me.
I fight bears for a living.
I like video games more than a typical girl does.
When i was little, i used to tape bumble bees to the ground. I would never do that nowadays, thats mean.
I've NEVER had a good school picture.
I still think poop and farts are hillarious.
I believe in magic.
I'm a mean bitch, if you need me to be. :)
We should meet.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



mmmmhmm... =]
People who are into the same things i am. People who think i'm just the bees knees. Someone who isn't ignorantly opinionated. Someone who doesn't take advantage of kindness. Someone who gives a fuck about something other than themselves. Mike Patton. Spiderman. Your mom. Wade "crybaby" Walker. king Leonidas, cause hes a spartan fox.Someone who sucks just as much as i do.

Movies:

If you know it i've probably seen it.

Television:

Nip/Tuck. Metalocalypse

Books:

Almost all of Hunter S. Thomson's work. Poe. Lord of the Flies. Books about books. Books about what makes people tick. Books about ideas. Books about people. books about things and places. Books about ideas about people. Books about things in places. ideas about books about things. img width="0" height="0" src="http://love.gif" y=mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="350" width="425"

My Blog

The Single Life.

MY CURRENT LIFE IN 85 QUESTIONS:1. What was the highlight of your week?Watching the movie "This is Spinal Tap"2. Who's car were you in last?My own.3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?Whenev...
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

Invalid subject line. You can’t leave the subject line blank.

1. Are you dating the last person you kissed?No. 2. Pretend you've had 15 beers. Describe what you would be doing right now?I wouldn't drink 15 beers, but for the sake of the question...prolly face pl...
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST

a-m-a-z-i-n-g

go here.
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:52:00 PST

I’m actually very very sad.

  My poor Gerbil.
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

halloween.

Next year, i'm going to be Leeloo from The 5th element, clad in that white...outfit, if you will.
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:42:00 PST

What a fox.

 
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST

Eliminate those pesky odors?

Does your cat smell like crotch? Does your mouth smell like catfood? Do your clothes smell like bad breath? Does your crotch smell like mildewey laundry? This is too gross to pass up. What t...
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

immitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Other than bald Tom, a fake "nyna" is not acceptable. http://www.myspace.com/hellokittyprincesswhorexx Congratulations, whoever you are! You're a creep. Love, Nyna Marie Oliver (the real one)...
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

suveys are so last year...

1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you shower? Unless my ultimate goal was to get water all over the bathroom floor, no i still close the door...2. Has a friendship ended rece...
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:25:00 PST

Surveys are the new black.

1. Hello, my name is...Nyna 2. Never in my life have I...Taken the garbage to the curb.3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...People who are mean to people who don't deserve it.4. High school......
Posted by Miss Velvet Von Black on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST