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Zombiesatemyballs

About Me

The movies Clash of the Titans and The Goonies are based on my life. I live at 612 Wharf Ave. The abandoned warehouse. Next to Melon Shakers. The gentlemen's club. I like loud music, movies, tattoos, PBR and whiskey. I finally submitted to the cruel mistress of myspace. Don't ask about Pierre, that guy is a dick. I hate that guy Keenan from Good Burger. He's my nemesis. Now he's on Saturday Night Live. Fuck you Good Burger. You will feel my wrath.

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Mr. Roboto - StyxYou're a very modest,simplae person who deserves attention but really hates it. "I'm not a hero. I'm not a saviour. Forget what you know."
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Which Space Ghost character are you?
MWA-HA-HA!..you are Zorak, the evil, conniving, wise-cracking mantis who desires to be the all-powerful ruler of the known Universe! You are the cool, laid-back person in the crowd who is quick with a snappy one-liner or sarcastic remark. You like to be the entertainer. If there is a guitar or other musical instrument in the room, watch out! It's up to you to make sure everyone has a good time, but you keep your edge about you. You can take the heat of criticism if you miss a note and can handle hecklers with ease, since you are usually one of them. Party on!
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Disgruntled Donny
People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Da' Loot Bags
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My Blog

The greatest American hero!

So, where to start. Most people that know me know I'm in love with Wilford Brimley. His esteemed film credits (including Cocoon, Cocoon 2, that Star Wars Christmas special, the diabetes commercials, l...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:46:00 GMT

Fucking Good Burger

God damn it.  I hate that fucking Good Burger kid.  Keenan whatever the fuck his name is.  Now he's on Saturday Night Live?  AND he was in Snakes on a Plane?  What the fuck is...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:46:00 GMT

Shit

Ever have one of those days where everything sucks?  That was my day today.  Everything went to shit.  Nothing out of place, nothing extraordinary, just a typical day for me.  One ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:23:00 GMT

Zombies

Why are zombies so fucking sweet?  All they do is walk around eating people and raising hell, but they're so much cooler than pirates or ninjas.  I'm kind of undecided about one aspect of z...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:43:00 GMT

Is today act like a fucking moron day?

What the fuck?  Did I miss the memo?  Is it National Act like a Fucking Retard Day?  I shit you not, three, count them THREE FUCKING TIMES on my way to work today did I see accide...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:58:00 GMT