SNAKEBITE TWAT

I was born In the ladies restroom of a discotheque establishment in old Detroit City on the 28th of October '06 named "The Magic Stick" .It is told that my parents were Gypsies but this is not true.It is doubtfull the true story will ever be told due to the chaos that it Involves such as found cigars ,Gin and Disco music .Maybe you know the tale .If so please tell.I currently roam from place to place much like a modern day Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu but with more of a alcohol fueled lifestyle and make a lifestyle of being "In the right place at the right time but doing the wrong thing.Some people misunderstand me.