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About Me

I'm not what you'd call a nice girl. If you fall I will laugh at you. But not just a giggle or a chuckle. I will stand over you (preferably while you are a in a puddle) and point and laugh til my sides hurt.I decided to update my profile because I had that mean stuff since 2004 or whenever it was I signed on for this crazy thing called Myspace.I'm a self inflicted workaholic who likes to hate most people and like only the people I like...which is actually a lot considering I claim to hate everyone.I like a good bowl of snack mix. And fall.I'm really not that deep so thats about it.

My Interests

Anything interesting really. I'm no dullard.I'm a proud aunt... so piss off.. Old Auntie Jaxx's guide to living... It's time to take a moment to give my nieces a long awaited lesson in life...
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Sarah looks like me here... pure anger

Beautiful Nayala
I'm a proud Godmother! (Although I know nothing of god and motherhood) My niece, Sarah, downloading

I'd like to meet:

The girl who tried to steal my pencil in second grade. She was a good foot taller than me then. She even had a deep voice at a young age. She tried to strong arm me into handing over my Rainbow Brite pencil. I smacked her and she backed off... but I hold a grudge. She better hope I don't see her again. I'm much meaner now.I'd also like to meet the lady who played Mrs. Edna Garrett on The Facts of Life. Although I'm too lazy to actually look up her real name. I'd like to meet her for three reasons... One, I would like to know what "Edna's Edibles" actually were b/c I don't buy for a second it was just cookies.... Two, She seems like she might know a lot. Three, she creeps me out on tv and I'd like to see if she could creep me out in person as well. So Mrs. Garrett, send me a message please.

Music:

To my ears

Movies:

In like flint

Television:

This old house...

Books:

of matches

Heroes:

Are yummy

My Blog

Good things come to those who wait.

Right?Well I'm still waiting for my niece/nephew to be born. My poor sister in law has been at it for 24 hours so my waiting is pretty minimal in retrospect.All day I thought it would be over by toni...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST

It's sad

That I can go out.. have a few drinks... be all tipsy and catch up with folks...And I still get home earlier than I would from work.
Posted by Jackie on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

Timing... after all, is everything

The other day when leaving work I caught a train that within a split second I could've missed. When I got to my transfer station my next train came directly behind it. That train was...
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:36:00 PST

Pablo Honey Please come to Florida

Ok I made it to Florida where I've been for two days falling in love with my niece. Florida seems ok, but when I got picked up from the airport, we stopped at 7-11 and they had no iced coffee.&n...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:05:00 PST

Random acts of voilence

Sometimes I just want to punch people in the face.Sometimes I don't.I thought I'd share that.I realized that my sisters due date is 6/7/06, which means if she has her baby a day early my niece will ca...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:54:00 PST

Woah... I'm getting up there

So today I talked to one of my oldest beeyotches I know... she lives upstate and has a business up there... turns out she ran into my old boss who I babysat for who was asking after me. Turns ou...
Posted by Jackie on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:56:00 PST

I learned 2 things today

One... While I came close, I don't think I can drink like a frat boy....Two...I post way to many friggen surveys...somebody stop me... ...
Posted by Jackie on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:11:00 PST

One Horny Mofo

Ok, so I won't say I got lost on the subway... because I NEVER get lost on the subway. We'll just say I missed my stop. Which is the complete truth. I thought I had two stops to go a...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:32:00 PST

I hate everybody!

seriously I do. Well everyone except those I really like... ...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:38:00 PST

To all the ladies in the house say ho?

Ok so I think I like this blog thing. It'll let me gripe when I feel the need. I saw this posted ;) to every girl... -To every girl that dresses CUTE not skanky -To every girl who wants to be...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 07:15:00 PST