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Max Michael Martin

"I let a bitch suck my dick. Now her throat's FAMOUS" - Wayne

About Me

My name is Max

You wont forget my name. Im sarcastic, loud, and will make a joke whenever the hell I feel like it. If you get offended easily, dont talk to me. You wont like me.
I've dont alota stupid shit, and I've fucked alot of people over in the past. I regret alot of it. But I wouldn't change a fucking thing. Because it's got me where I am today and taught me everything I needed to know.

I live in Mesa

I dont mind living here but Do want to move back to California if I get the chance. I own a 97 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

I love to party

Im fun to be around if u take a chance to get to know me. If u dont like me and have never talked to me then thats YOUR problem.

I'm a Sophmore living at ASU East.

I'm getting my bachlor's in Applied Sciences of Information Tehcnology Yeah I'm a nerd.I Love hanging out with my friends and not having any plans at all. I hate people who need a plan to have a good time. I hate people who get mad at you for having your stereo too loud.

I Love Imports

Especially Import Girls... If you like muscle cars ur still cool until you come at me with UR '76 mustang all rusted over and missing half of your body and saying that mucle is better than imports. Rep WHAT U Own. I respect whatever you own.

I love the rain.

I miss california. I want to move back. I have a hard time getting over ANYTHING in the past. I HATE stay at home soccer moms who have nothing better than to call the cops when ur pissing on a tree.

I love my lil bro.

I hate people who are so into other people bussiness that they don't know what to do when someone asks them a question about their life. I LOVE computers. I can do basically anything that a nerd 1337 hacker can do in my spare time for shits and giggles. I Love D.J. ing for people when they come over to my house. I hate it when my mom yells at me. I love complements. I hate people who talk shit.

I hate drama.

I hate snotty stuck up bitches. I hate beeing at my house. I love any type of hot sauce. Especially Red Hot. THE more the better. I hate people who can't drive.

I hate cops.

I love the night. I love the color silver. I listen to mainly hip-hop and rap. I do occasionly listen to some punk, alternative, some techno. </center

My Interests


Anything with wheels thats fast. Put me in the driver seat and I'll be content for a while. Then it's time for the back seat.

I'd like to meet:



Any One With a sense of fashion, need for speed, and lust for humor.

Well and of course Megan Fox...

Music:



Lil' Wayne
Eminem
T.I.
50 Cent
Three 6 Mafia
Ludacris
LLoyd Banks
Akon
Young Joc
The Game
Young Jeezy
D12
David Banner
Rich Boy
HIM
Young Dro
Outkast
Rick Ross
Obie Trice
Big Tymers
Lil' John

Movies:

Any Comedy or science fiction. Nerd at heart to be honest.

Television:

Anything on HBO. If you've ever been at my house you know that's all we'll watch. But the south park and family guy are amazing.

Books:

No not alot of time for reading now a days.

Heroes:

Trust me. It's on Heroic