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-craig- S2 -Kristen-

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About Me

hey well i dunno what there is 2 say bout me xcept evry1 loves me !!! nah thts srsly big headed umm ?? ppl say i hav a massive ego n i spose i do but hey what wud i no ??? umm my family r umm how to put it fun? active ? lol i dunno there 4 me ??? even tho im a dik 2 em ??? umm my friends how to put it they r all "speshal"
speshally vito the croation sensation he my comedian bro wen i die he is preforming at my funeral 2 make every1 laugh at my death even if they r glad i died which i hope they rnt but fuk who knows vito helps me live he is the funny side of life i dont have in me 24/7 vito my little tiny dancer without u my life would b a hell of alot duller
umm i spose i shud mention all my friends or else they will feel left out soo umm her goes theres borg the tall computer freak that i survive talking to online, chris n si his bros, matt my psychotic killer friend, andrew the weirdly funny 1 umm james who constantly helps me thru all this shit umm jimmy my life saver :P ohh n james is that 2 n breadn umm chris morley my bro umm passa n dom my song writer men, matt turner my computer games haker friend, blake my psycho frnd , niko the austrian, fat chris aswell he oki, umm ama ofcourse she is 1 of my adopted sisters she is fun we hav had sum of da best fone calls lol crying is funny umm cam v coz he funny aaron the funniest shit ive seen except vito umm adam my commerce n geography buddy he funny bec my lil sex machine n jai 2 coz they small umm sarah the lil kid n stacey 2 she is heapz nice n umm loza n stefan 2 y not n umm hamish jus coz i can say that n fortis n lil chris n daicos 2 n mandy aswell n tash 2 n julia n umm yasmine? n jayde? n umm kristen scobz? i dunno evry1 i no jus coz im scared i 4get some pplz jus lyk tell me 2 put u on my list with a comment of y i lyk u n ill put u up
and im really sorry to ever have left out kristen theodopolopolopolopolis :P my littol babbi girl she is soo cute and she always knows when to say the right thing :D she made me smile and our stories are just soo good ;) lol and she is a good singer and she is fun :D
i wont 4get 2 mention hannah
My Star Fish is the best girl in the world, i have known her since year 8 n we didnt really get along all the time but it has been an experience and a fun friendship, she is basically like my favourite friend i could tell her nything n she can tell me nything aswell and i trust her with my life..........
n last of all my lil sis adri that left me that nice note she is a gr8 lil sista that ive adopted or been adopted by im not sure yet but she soo sxc n i hope she finds the love she deserves coz yes she is single n yes she is hot please send applications to me at my email [email protected] lol
n yeh my other sis i mentioned b4 ama ofcourse i wouldnt 4get her she is dun i dun think she wud get ova it if i forgot her :P but i didnt i lov that girl always stands by me n never says anything wrong she is soo nice to me im glad i no her im glad she is my other sister .
jossi is a gay mofo fucking slut faced mother fucker with an attitude problem and nobody likes her................. now think the most opposite thing yu can from that n make it prittyful with rainbows n butterflys n thats my description of jossie :D shes cool i l h she makes me smile and she likes the things i like and she drinks my alcohol n buys me stuf when i hav no money on my person im gona buy her a tiger head to make up 4 that tho she is a good girl so i rekon yu guys should get in her pants i heard she gives good head lol jokes that was a joke she is terrible at head no that was a joke to i uno how she is sexually but she is an amazing person now people go meet her n hav fun :D
n also another mention for my lil baby button my kristen sooo cute umm what can i say that is surprising hmmmmm well she is funny n kindof kewl and amzing n friendly n dumb but it oki coz it makes me smile but yeh n she can talk 4 ages lyk we r on de fone n she keeps talking n talking n im lyk woot woot coz it stops me from being bored she keepeded me from boredom i love you kristen sooo much and our picniks lawl
its not like it was last time........ it doesnt mean what last times did............ last time was speshal and was true, this time it is to make them happy,...... to make them smile,....... to make them grateful for something,...... this is a kindof poetic and meaningful statement made by craig and hopefully kristen gets its meaning if no1 else does..........
i love my lil baby button........ no1 else

My Interests


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

anyone that wants me!! ohh yeh n elmo!!! lol he rox!

Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Green Lantern 90% Wonder Woman 70% Supergirl 70% Iron Man 70% Spider-Man 65% Catwoman 60% Superman 60% Robin 55% Batman 55% Hulk 35% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Television:

Prison Break You know you gotta love it!!! .. .."425" height="350"

Books:

Soo Bored!!!

Heroes:

that guy in that movie doing that thing at that place with those people ??..

My Blog

pidgin

why make a language that is so hard to learn seriously omg make it easyer like i uno jus muddle up some letters or something dont make whole new fuking cross bred words sheeeshps i love you all...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST

Fukin Gr8 Quotes

ohh lols girls are just fussy bums nd liek alot of attensionim gona heet myself on thee head with a haameer jus like the construction workers do ahuckwell this is a very nice stamy but WHY ARE YOU DIS...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

I havnt posted a gr8 idea 4 a while so u no

well i dunno i havnt been energetic enough to leave random thoughts on my myspace altho alot has happened the last lil while. newaiz mark and i had the great ideas of getting a tattoo and stuff when w...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

ha ha wierd

hey dont you just hate it when you buy a grenade or a gun and you realise it isnt invisible?...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

marks gr8 idea but i helped !! ;) (1/00000000000000)

ok well you know all those annoying people who like have a chip on their choulder and think you are against them well mark and i are gonna get a box trailer and put tarp over it then throw the people ...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:54:00 PST

things to do with very little effort (2/3)

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish (not the best 1 ive come up with) (Amusement 20-30 minutes)Meh you might uncover some dark secret about them (like they r secretly murderers!). Plus, they might ...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

things to do with another person (3/3)

Have a water drinking contest (Amusement 5-10 minutes) While this is fun, you probably won't feel great afterward. To make it more bar like n less wimpy slam the cups upside down on the tables after y...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

Can u find Wally?

Well it isnt really wally but it is hard!!Find the b8888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888 88B88888888888888888...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

things to do when your bored (1/3)

along with personal ratings Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST

The secret of the PASTA and The SAUCE!!!!!!

If you had pasta with sauce that was really nice....lol i had that 2 but i dun think its what u had unless our mums were working in secret to feed us up and get us fat so they can sell us to the media...
Posted by -craig- S2 -Kristen- on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST