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Emcee Donalds

Lets kick it.

About Me



Known Aliases: Jimmy Jam Jam, CC Masters, Ill-legitimate, Chuck Waegons, Bad Commander Fielnaem.

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My Blog

Superstar Sex Resume

ATTENTION:  Single Sexy Female Hollywood Actresses & Musicians SUBJECT: Chance Sullivan's Superstar Sex Resume Dear Famous Singles, My name is Chance Sullivan.  I am not an actor or...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

Ode to the Fat Cheerleader

Short skirts and skimpy tee's Legs full of cottage cheese,   Half kick, scream and shout Dancing your heart out,   GO TEAM RA RA RA! Jello Jiggler, twinkie jaw,   Cartwheel, earthquake ...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:49:00 PST

David Hasselhoff: Achievements and Facts

Here are a few things you may not know about Hoff.  Please feel free to add your own facts and achievements of the great David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff is responsible for the reunificati...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

Partying with David Hasselhoff

When i woke up in the morning stricken by a rather lengthy case of morning wood i knew it was going to be one of those days.  It was a friday and i couldnt wait to get work over with as David and...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST

Klamath Falls Freak Show!

It was a warm saturday evening.  A few scattered clouds here and there, but nothing to rain about.  I had been feeling rather hung over much of the day.  After a lovely walk i...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:44:00 PST

What kind of porn is that?

Thanks to Al Gore with the invention of the internet the choice of porn in this world is fantastic.  In fact, anyone with a camera and any inkling of an imagination or fetish can launch and maint...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:55:00 PST

Prostitution Etiquette

I am sure most people are wondering, "What do i do when i encounter certain issues when dealing with prostitutes?"  well i think i can answer some of those questions.  Scenarios and issues a...
Posted by Emcee Donalds on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:51:00 PST