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j3Ff

Rings don't plug holes.

About Me

I was born in this rural town in eastern Pennsylvania. After about six months, I told my parents, "this place sucks, let's move to some place closer to New York City - that's the place to be!" So we did. So I grew up just north of The City in a nice little suburban community.

But then my parents got bored with that and decided it would be best to move to the armpit of New York. That's right, we went to New Jersey. "But it's the Garden State," they told me. I have yet to be convinced of that.

One day I ended up at college - Stevens Institute of Technology (Snevets to some of you). That was mostly a blur. A few years went by and I was no longer there. Whatever.

I've spent most of the time since then at various DOT-COM startups and DOT-NOT failures and somehow ended up in Los Angeles. It's all a blur these days. Perhaps I'll add more as memories resurface.

My Interests

watching the crack dealers and crack whores "haggling" on the corner of my street

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for a virgin to sacrifice to the gods. They are most angry with our decadence and we must appease them. Hurry before this world is torn asunder!

You will be required to take a trip to the big island of Hawaii, otherwise known as Hawai'i, where you will be thrown in to Kilauea, the active volcano there. Any volunteers?

It should also go without saying, if you'd like to take me with you to Hawaii, we might be able to overlook the volcano part... "wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean?"

Music:

Industrial, Trance, Trip-Hop, Jungle, Electronica, 80s, New Wave, Metal, Progressive Rock, Classic Rock, Classical

Movies:

Specific Movies: Donnie Darko, Evil Dead 2, Star Wars, Blade Runner, Alien, etc.

Most movies involving the following people: Stanley Kubrick, Kevin Smith, John Cusack

Television:

Star Trek (all of them), Ren and Stimpy, Doctor Who, M*A*S*H, Married... with Children, 24, Dexter

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fahrenheit 451, Slaughterhouse Five, Lord of the Flies

Heroes:

Batman