I was born in this rural town in eastern Pennsylvania. After about six months, I told my parents, "this place sucks, let's move to some place closer to New York City - that's the place to be!" So we did. So I grew up just north of The City in a nice little suburban community.
But then my parents got bored with that and decided it would be best to move to the armpit of New York. That's right, we went to New Jersey. "But it's the Garden State," they told me. I have yet to be convinced of that.
One day I ended up at college - Stevens Institute of Technology (Snevets to some of you). That was mostly a blur. A few years went by and I was no longer there. Whatever.
I've spent most of the time since then at various DOT-COM startups and DOT-NOT failures and somehow ended up in Los Angeles. It's all a blur these days. Perhaps I'll add more as memories resurface.