are u gay? |
1. If you are over thirty five, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerob... Posted by Johnny Heartthrob on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST |
us real men dont shop at metro.. we wear dickies and chucks |
A friend posted this....it's too funny. Funny and TRUE.OK folks, I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men pra... Posted by Johnny Heartthrob on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST |
We need love too... |
ok ladies...some guidelines... i believe in treating my girl like the princess she is, but sometimes i need love too... every one of these things made me smile... so do these things for your man... or... Posted by Johnny Heartthrob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the dentist... no bueno |
i dont get it... so the dentist (Dr. Sam) starts asking me all these personal questions... thats ok with me.. im an open kinda guy... what makes no sence is why he asks me after 6 shots to numb m... Posted by Johnny Heartthrob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
this is rad.... |
1.) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1.) Sunday sports. It's li... Posted by Johnny Heartthrob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
50 THINGS GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW |
50 things Guys wish Girls knew&.
1. We arent mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unl... Posted by Johnny Heartthrob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |