OK ...Fine! I am one!!! |
All you narrowminded liberals out there who think you have a political agenda, but are really just spouting out the latest pamphlet you read: THIS IS YOUR DOING.
I am a Republican. After years of expl...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST |
Yes! Rory has injured his hand! (again) |
So.....Back in november, while fighting ninjas with Chuck Norris, in Shaun's downstairs bathroom, I was suddenly attacked by the most nefarious of foes, Newtonian Physics. The middle finger of my righ...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST |
I woke up at 4 am to write this |
BabyI'm a poetor so I thought I wasbefore you lied to meand so I go onliving this liewhere I've always diedof hunger no lessit's not ironyjust my sucker sideand we still go onit's not just you and mew...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Poetry for Billy |
So Billy's on my ass to write poetry, and I tried to explain to him that everyone in Reno finally convinced mt that poetry sucks and I should put a sock in it. So here's something from the past. This ...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST |
It's not that your parents are lame.... |
I have a new appreciation for my parents, now that I have joined their ranks as one too. After a month of never getting more than a 3 hour nap, I realized that parents are just tired. When you're not ...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST |
Cowboy Poetry |
Cowboy poetry isn't written by cowboys.Men who wear bad hats.Straw and red silk bands.Men remembering a life they never had.Soft men with degrees and ostrich boots.Failed poets ccopying a style.That n...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST |
My favorite thing to do right now |
When Rikku's asleep I like to play a game you might all remember. I take her little balled up hand and tap her in the head. It's called "Stop Hitting Yourself". Lots of fun... until she wakes up with ...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:15:00 PST |
Cheyenne had the baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Rikku Aria Dowd joined us on Friday 7/28/06 at 9:08 AM. She was 8lb 3oz and 19.75in. She has strawberry blonde (mostly blonde) hair, deep blue eyes, my nose, Chey's ears and is just the cutest damn th...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST |
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Posted by Reverend Rory on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:06:00 PST |
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas... |
...that is slowly sucking the earth into its gravitational well and will eventually destroy us all. Hope you're having a great day. Mine is retarded. You spend all week before your wedding doing resea...
Posted by Reverend Rory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
