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Neil

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About Me


if you're here, you're probably one of my few friends on here, so i can save you most of the bullshit... read my blogs, some of them are funny... for those of you just passing through, i'll give you the readers digest version of me...
i'm 30 years old... jesus, am i really 30??? anyway, married, two kids... my wife and kids are the most important things in my life right now, even more important than how many page views i have or friends on my friends list... sorry to disappoint you attention whores on here, you know who you are... i think i'm funny... most people agree... i think i'm sexy as hell... most people would tend to argue that one... get to know me and you'll like me, it's really as simple as that...
for those of you looking to add random friends, know this... unless you already know me, chances are i won't even bother with you... not trying to be conceited or stuck up, just being honest, something that doesn't happen all that often these days...
latez...

My Interests



movies, games, music, computers, boobs, working, 4/20, my kids...

I'd like to meet:

lesbians are pretty cool... but for my money, nothing beats a nice bisexual chick... well, maybe a pair...

Music:



tool, deftones, korn, nine inch nails, stone temple pilots, incubis, slipknot, alice in chains, the strokes, sevendust, goldie, the orb, orbital, pantera, a perfect circle, rage against the machine, dr dre, red man, my chemical romance, avenged sevenfold, hatebreed, breaking benjamins, method man, wu tang, disturbed, staind, N.E.R.D., hed pe, coal chamber, godsmack, sean paul, jay-z, B.I.G., snoop, a whole bunch of techno and trance dj's, etc. etc.

oh, and pretty much everything else released during the 80's and 90's if the mood strikes me

Movies:


eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, napoleon dynamite, batman begins, the breakfast club, weird science, ghost in the shell, spirited away, fist of the north star, resevoir dogs, pulp fiction, the matrix, old school, zoolander, meet the parents, usual suspects, four rooms, up in smoke, nice dreams, desperado, hero, house of flying daggers, national lampoon's vacations, van wilder, office space, billy madison, happy gilmore, mr. deeds, waterboy, anger management, big daddy, the wedding singer, once upon a time in mexico, dumb and dumber, pirates of the carribean, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, blow, fear and loathing in las vegas, where the buffalo roam, kingpin, groundhog day, ghostbusters, caddyshack, spies like us, the three amigos, predator, twins, super troopers, half baked, seven, the crow, the lord of the rings, harry potter (believe it or not), snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, the transporter, any nightmare on elm street, any friday the 13th, friday, next friday, american pie, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, the princess bride, the dark crystal, so i married an axe murderer, the lost boys, ummmmmmm... more as i remember them...

Television:

tv sucks... except for heroes, football and sunday nights on hbo

Books:

anything by stephen king, dean koontz, robert lumley, robert r. mccammon, eric lustbader, anne rice, peter straub, or j.k. rowling

My Blog

not much of a blog

so i was driving around a few minutes ago when a particular song came on the radio... wow, i guess music really is all i feel compelled to write about!  anyway, as i was rocking out for a moment-...
Posted by Neil on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:01:00 PST

i'm back, bitches!!

so my self imposed exile from myspace has come to an end... i've been exonerated of all wrong doing and forgiven for my "evils"... i was a little selfish, though... i waited until i was literally begg...
Posted by Neil on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

one last time...

i've been on myspace for what seems like forever... three years tomorrow as a matter of fact.  in that time i've found many old friends that have been truly missed over the years, and kept in tou...
Posted by Neil on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

did neil sell out???

or "you know how i know you're gay?"   many of you coming to my page today will probably be thinking the same thing... "what the fuck is he doing with a justin timberlake song on his profile?"&nb...
Posted by Neil on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:39:00 PST

ultimate purity test

yes, you're right... i haven't used this space for anything constructive in months now, and when i finally do use it, it's to post uninteresting llama shit like this... still, its fun to see how depra...
Posted by Neil on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

birthdays and my lack of communication...

i wanted to take a second and thank everyone for the birthday wishes... even though i never responded to anyone, they were well received and appreciated.  for the record (for those of you keeping...
Posted by Neil on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:10:00 PST

things i like...

i realize i spend most of my time in my blogs ranting like a complete lunatic... i also realize that's exactly why 90 percent of you even bother to look at them... nevertheless, i felt obligated to sw...
Posted by Neil on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

what time is it? satan time!!

so i got an email today from a friend at work... here's what the body of the email said: "On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning (and again in the aftern...
Posted by Neil on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST

a few more things...

so i've noticed a bit of a trend in the things i talk about here... frankly, i've noticed i'm starting to sound a lot like a bitchy, grumpy, asshole... so why bother changing all that now???  i t...
Posted by Neil on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

something i hate more than the black eyed peas...

yes, it's true... i think i've found something i hate more than the BEPs (and the people that actually USE that acronym)... something that curdles the blood in my veins and turns the whites of my eyes...
Posted by Neil on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:17:00 PST