AmarisSkye: loves David Bowie [10.5.06:r.i.p:EMC]

WHAT OTHERS HAVE SAID ABOUT ME:
Michael: I once saw Ashlei kill and skin a grizzly bear in under five minutes using only a paperclip and wearing nothing but a smile. The crowd that had gathered to watch stared in shocked silence before erupting into applause, but mall security sternly asked us to leave and never come back. Ashlei has teeth, and will use them. Well.
Shawna: hmm... Once when me and ashlei were living together we dropped a shit-load of acid and she turned into a giant man-eating tree.... Then she tried to eat me but it didn't work cuz i was made of steel... See my point? Clearly it means that ashlei is my wife and i love her...
Ellen: I remember the day i went to see ashlei in field hockey. She was a vicious one. And of course, a cream-filled donut And she kicked the crap out of those people in that town we were in that i can't remember the name of :Ã And this one time? We had a band. But none of us played instruments....but we were still awesome. More awesome than anyone!! EVERRRR! I
Kayla: Ashlei is an amazing artist, I don't know her very well. And I'm not 100% sure i've had a full conversation with her. From what i know, she's a compassionate person. Ashlei is from what i understand, an amazing person.
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It is because I can't stand half of the messages that are sent to me. I am sick of every guy that messages me sending short little messages that have no fucking meaning whatsoever. I mean couldn't you at least comment on my profile. Something as simple as "I thought it was cool that we have the same taste in music" or "I love [insert movie title or band name here] too" would be satisfactory. I'm sick of all the "hey sexy", "lemme holla at ya", and "wow your gorgeous" messages I get. Send me something with substance or don't send anything at all. Also I won't add you unless you message me or if I think your profile is fucking amazing.
" ACHTUNG ! Ashlei may actually be a spider-
human hybrid
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I am unique. Wow, wasn't that a vague statement! The cliche of all cliches and I FUCKING used it. Do something about it!
My life ISN'T music. Your life isn't either - you do other mindless bullshit and chit chat with your mindless friends about stupid crap - so don't lie to youself.
Music is a large portion of my life. There rarely is a moment when there isn't music playing, I'm not writing a song, singing, or even watching a band play.
I am currently learning to play guitar and failing horrbly at it. If you want to criticize me because of it than . I also played the flute for three years and then stopped for no reason.
I sing; its what I do. I have been in chiors/choruses for 13 years now. I absolutely love singing and will severely massacre anyone who tells me I can't sing. ::wink::
I go on acting auditions when ever I find the time. Yes, I also act.
Know This: Words are my weapons and I use them well.
The arts are my passion; if you couldn't tell already.
I draw, paint, photograph, write, act, sing, and play instruments.
The only art I don't do is dance. I used to...but now I don't.
If you have a problem with that than fuck you!
I am thinking of trying out modeling for the hell of it because I have nothing better to do with my time.
I've had occupations at Mountain Creek in Vernon as a lifeguard and Mandee in Butler as a Sales Associate. I quit the latter because the cuntrag(s) * running it kept fucking me over with my hours. I lost my job at Longfellow's Coffee because some days I just don't give a fuck and rising from my bed seems like a meaningless task.
Supposedly I am going to die on Sunday, April 24, 2067 at the ripe old age of 79. Find out when you are going to die go at http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm.
I am not very interesting and I know that.
My favorite color is blue.
Mmmm...tastey.
Oh yea, I also worked for my dad. We produced local rock shows and he managed bands ::poorly::. The company is ebony Raven productions and I will never work for it again. To speak to my father now would be an act of injustice to my beliefs.
One more thing, for all you people who think I should "suck in my gut", I'm chubby and I fucking know it. I don't have to try to make myself seem beautiful or perfect because if I cared that much I wouldn't write all this.
Get the fuck over it!!!
*i stole this word from Shawna because she is fucking amazing and i love how it sounds
MEOW!
Raven and I are the hottest pussy - cats that is.
We may look cute but wait until we unveil our claws.
One of My Heroes
John Lloyd Young and I
His Favorite Curse Word is Fuckface
Jewish Marc just loves it when I lick him!
Can't you tell?
I LOVE being licked by Liv!
Lick me baby, Lick me!!
Look at my sexy Chilean lover Natalie.
Wanna have some fun?
Yea. You wish.
Its true that girls just want to have fun.
Nitsa, Bev and I enjoy hanging out before shows at the Stone Pony.
We don't need guys to have a good time!
Its my sexy husband and her boyfriend Tim.
Yep, she has a penis too.
Its been four years. Right, Shawna?
The most important person in my life.
-besides my brothers-
I twinkie him with all my twinkie!
Corrupting today's youth -
It's just one of my many talents.
Little Emily may be like me one day.
REMEMBER KIDS:
When inebriated, hilarity will ensue.
Take Brian and I for example.
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