Zebu has magic powers |
Ebu can levitate the kitten with his mind. Ebu is magnificent. What doesn't everyone else say so? Why can't I levitate a hamburger into my bowl? The magic doesn't work on hambu...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:57:00 GMT |
Ebu is dreaming of wombats |
Ebu dreams about wombats. Ebu wants a cookie. Mmmmmm... Ebu likes cookies. Wombats...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:19:00 GMT |
Today I woke up. Then I went back to sleep. |
Smell food. Scratch. Bark. Need more scratch. Hear something. Bark. Bark Louder. Wag tail. Food? No Food! Look sad. Sleep. Smell...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:59:00 GMT |
my collar |
I dont like my collar. Ebu wants to be naked all the time. Ebu wants to be the naked ape. Ebu wants it.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
poop |
I hate baths, I like being so smelly. Ebu is so sad. ebu wants people to feed him unconditionally all the time...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:46:00 GMT |
gooby |
Zebu loves christmas food. my grandaddy gave me so much ham. i love x mas but i miss my best friend gus. ebu is so sad.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 18:52:00 GMT |
Thanksgiving |
Zebu loves turkey. I just wish I had more.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:46:00 GMT |
Nobody respects Ebu |
Why does'nt anyone give Ebu food when he wants it. I try so hard to be good. but all I want is food.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:05:00 GMT |
OW! |
I have a chiken bone lodged in my throat...someone please help Zebu before he dies...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:03:00 GMT |
