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TJ & BJ

I am here for Friends

About Me

Like a Reeses Cup we are two great tastes that taste great together. (I'm hoping by incuding Bobbie Jo in this bio she may start checking ourspace), Until she does though its all about me. I enjoy life and take it as it comes. I can befriend anyone but only choose a few. I know a little about everything but not everything about one thing. Good at golf, love to bowl, and have never changed my own oil. Drive fast but don't like NASCAR, eat fast but not fast food (I quit Jan 1), I also read fast but am writing slowly for those who don't. I never fight but would if I had to. Most of my humor is aimed at myself but I can fire one-liners with sniper-like accuracy and don't hesitate to "take the shot". Speaking of shots mine's usually Jager, I prefer beer in a can, and after too many of either I'm probably singing karoake or doing my best impersonation of an idiot. It's still fun to witness though. I love my wife, our kids, and what lies ahead. Priorities go God, family and friends, work, then other. I am five times more responsible than I was five years ago and ten times happier for it. I think those that know me are glad they do and those who don't should want to.

My Interests

golf, bowling, beer, playing cards, fantasy football, karaoke, piano, and comedy

I'd like to meet:

I've always wanted to play golf with Bill Murray and Leslie Nielson. Chevy Chase can come too but only if he's back in Fletch/Caddyshack form. Hugh Hefner could invite me to a party that would be cool, and bring Frank Sinatra back from beyond and I'd like to go out drinking with him for a night.

Music:

All sorts U2, Weezer, Beck, Cake, Neil Diamond, Frank Sinatra, Jack Johnson, John Mayer (Continuum is cool), Johnny Cash, Mowtown, and Soul. Lots more mostly alternative but if its mellow and smooth I'll listen.

Movies:

Comedies and action even dumb ones. Naked Gun, Wedding Crashers, 40 yr Old Virgin, stuff like that.

Television:

Simpsons, Scrubs, Heroes (NBC), gameshows with trivia questions, no reality shit.

Books:

Maxim Magazine

Heroes:

Like Spiderman or the sandwich?