I often wish that I could fight bulls with my bare hands, ride a horse while swinging a sword, look good in a full beard, fight ten well armed men and not be hurt, always have the setting sun behind me, drink hard liquor straight from the bottle, be the quickest draw, strike fear and panic into people a few choice words, motivate large groups of people with a spontaneous speech, talk to my car, play flamenco music well, swing bar doors open in a manner that would make the piano player stop, save gorgeous woman from pirates, swing on a rope from one ship to another, swing on a vine, talk to animals, feel secure in even the most flamboyent outfit, etc.
ALTER EGO
