My two biggest passions are music and art. I love almost all music. Classic rock has always been a HUGE part of my life as well as most types of "punk" music. Hair metal was one of the greatest things ever invented haha. I love most of my friends, I dont do drugs, I love girls with tattoo's, I don't view my myspace that often, maybe once every other day. I love to design tattoo's for others. I like to tattoo others. I have 4 tattoo guns and I am working on getting my apprenticeship somewhere so I can get licensed. Uh, I don't sleep, not because I can't, but because I don't want to. When you sleep, you are just missing hours of your life. I usually sleep about once every two days. I have changed alot in the past year. I have more self respect and respect for others than I use to. If I don't like you when I first meet you, I probably won't ever like you. It's just how I am. First impressions are the most important. I don't like people who try to be things they're not. Just be yourself. I am not much of a family person. I don't think I really ever have been. I try to stay away from anything that will hurt me or hurt others. I'm not a firm believer in second chances unless there is an extremely good exception to the case. I don't like being told what to do. I don't like telling people what to do. I don't yell unless I am REALLY mad. I shake when I am pissed. I try to restrain from the use of violence. I have ADHD. I don't really know honestly, I'm an not an interesting person, I am quite dull and that is fine with me. I know how to get under peoples skin and just piss them off for no apparent reason. I just enjoy pissing people off. Do I believe in love? Yes. Is it easy to come by? FUCK NO! I believe that most people will never find love in their life. People might think they are in love but it is usually just a careless mistake that is soon to be recognized. I think that is why most marriages don't last. Do I believe in God? Religion is not the subject I prefer to talk about. I believe that people have a right to believe in whatever they want. So don't try and force your religion on them. People change, peoples views on life change, people views on religion change. Someone could be an Atheist today and 10 years from now they are up in front of a church full of people preaching about the word of God. Uh, I enjoy working on cars, helps pass time. I hope to own a 1956 Chevrolet Bel-air one day, or a 1972 Lincoln Continental. American muscle cars amaze me. I don't care about the enviroment. It will eventually go to shit so why try and save it? I use to love going to shows but I have been to one in so long. I play World of Warcraft and I hate that I do, because when I start playing, I play for hours even if I intended to only play for a few minutes. I have a anger problem. But it is hard to piss me off. I don't like to fight but I always find myself fighting. I love to study law. I love taking drug education courses. I don't do drugs. That about sums it up for the moment.
Imperfection is beauty.
Madness is genius, and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
And when it comes down to it,
I let them think what they want.
If they are enough to bother with what I do, then I am already better than them,
Baby Jesus 15 (2:22:19 AM): whats the difference between jelly and jam
Wearethemisfits1 (2:22:43 AM): haha, like seriously?
Baby Jesus 15 (2:22:45 AM): You can't jelly your penis in a girls throat.
Baby Jesus 15 (2:31:51 AM): haha okay got the story now
Baby Jesus 15 (2:31:53 AM): its called
Baby Jesus 15 (2:32:10 AM): "Grocery store security breach # 1"
Wearethemisfits1 (2:32:20 AM): haha, sounds good already
Baby Jesus 15 (2:32:53 AM): So yesterday I was working the morning shift.
The store was slightly busy, but not much going on.So anyway, as I'm stocking some salad dressings onto the shelf, my store manager runs over looking very panicky..."Brandon! A couple old ladies just left through the front door with a cart of groceries, we need to chase after them!"Me:
"Iight bitch, settle down I'll go wreck some old whores."So we sprint out the entrance of the store, I push some little kid over into the potatoe chip display, shit goes everywhere.I rush ahead of my manager cause he slow as shit and I gotta stop these thieves, he yells after me..."Brandon go go I'll catch up"As I rip off my name tag at a full sprint, wind soaring through my sparkling robert downey jr. hair, I reply..."Phaggot."I get halfway down the road I spot the two old ladies. I feel like a lion about to leap on a god dam gazelle.I rush up behind the first and fkin' stone cold stunner her ass, then leap up off the ground before the other realizes what is happening, and use my right foot of justice to deliver a superkick right to her fking throat.My manager finally catches up, and breathing like he just got done fapping for 5 hours says..."Brandon, your like a ---" I stop him."Superhero? Yeah, I fkin know."I then look down at the two twitching bodies and say..."You mad?"
Baby Jesus 15 (2:33:29 AM): haha not as good as the last one
Baby Jesus 15 (2:33:32 AM): but its fun to write like that
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