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Uncle Smartin *The Doctor is in*

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About Me

My name is Miltonbeef, Marty, Methio Martin...

...currently 21 altho you wudnt believe it.....maturity aint my strong point....running around shouting woop woop woop with my arms flapping behind me in the wind isnt normal behaviour :P.... altho a celebration that will take the world by storm .... first seen @ Springfield 5 a Side Arena... Damn its good...

... will talk to pretty much n e body ... some times too much - am all aboot the friedlyness ... sittin on a field makin daisy chains drink the old skule Hooch - best way to bond :)

...too much hooch and things can get racey.... gettin whipped on the cheeks by a foreign object and Hu Hu Humpt by a very horny person ... not mentioning any names .... Mr English

...i love my mates and my family... dont mess with n e of them or ill "what u gunna do"... im gunna do nowt but ill find a really big bloke...and theyll do my job :D ...pop out for a night on the town ... random chllin at a mates ... and the praising ... complementin bullying of one martin robert nichols .FAVORITES
Food: Thai Peppered Chicken. mmmm *drool*
Candy: Willy Wonka's Fudge scrummydood thingy...
Number: 4
Color: Me Uber like dark blue
Animal: Snow Owl...it be sooo pretty
Drink: Oasis: Orange and Mango
Alcohol Drink: Vodka: Lemon and Lime
Bagel: Plain
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes and toochie
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Stawberrys...mmmm with ice cream
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolatta
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Choccy
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Either
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Weneva im tired
Most Missed Memory: Memories of skule
Best phyiscal feature: My cuteness ive been told hehe
First Thought Waking Up: 10 more minutes
Goal for this year: Get into the Police service
Best Friends: there be too many special ones out there...they know who they are.... love you all
Weakness: Paranoid....V. Talkative (gets me into trouble at work hehe)
Fears:
Longest relationship: 2 Months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah
Ever Smoked: Yeah to try it and urgh be it sick
Pot: Yeah and handelled it poorly hehe
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been beaten up: Hit on head from behind and ran....so if that counts
Ever beaten someone up: Na havent needed to nor wanted to
Ever Shoplifted: yeah..but accidental (i was like 9)
Ever Skinny Dipped: Na.... but tit wud be fun
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yeah
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dark.....brown
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette or black
Short or Long: either but not too short
Height: Small bout 5 foot 5
Style: Not bothered really
Looks or Personality: Be it both
Hot or Cute Either
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Nee moosly women like hehe
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Many
What country do you want to Visit: South Africa....Aussieland
How do you want to Die: Obv peacfully
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah the uber kool
Get along with your Parents: Yeah
Health Freak: Look after myself but not a freek
Do you think your Attractive: Personally..... average
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: Been there...done that
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yeah
Shower Daily: Yeah twice
Been in Love: Yeah
Do you Sing: Yes badly hehe
Want to get Married: Someday
Do you want Children: Someday
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:
Hate anyone: They Know who they are
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well i wanna meet like loadsa people so im thinkin.... next year im havin a 21 birthday party (hopefully abroad) why dont i send mail to all them..... if you call them they will come.... i wanna meet the cheeky emre belazoglu... altho best ask glenn roeder...his dad... if he can come out to play hehe..... then theres the legends like Jake Gyllenhall.... whos been in like 2 of my top 10 films of all time..... I'd wanna meet The Fresh Prince Will Smith.... he could teach me a few lyrics... and the lurvely Ashlee Simpson....she is just sooo damn sexy....

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My Blog

Who loves Reptar

  Hey Hey all you Rugrats lovers.......... if you know who reptar is you will know how much of a trannysaurus legend he is........my mate carter was fortunate enough to meet the guy..........hees...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:11:00 GMT

Wank on

Alreet peeps.. now this is a song that is dedicated to my good pal Steven Brown.... (if u wish to sing along listen to Hilary Duff's Wake up song) It fits rather well me thinks   "Wank on"My Nam...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:55:00 GMT

Will we make it......

To all that read this file........ I am lettin you know im staring in my own version of 24. With me playin Agent Jack Bauer.. The Tough little Legend....(dont mess with him hehe)...Altho im doin the f...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:16:00 GMT

Some Crappy Test

Website thinks it can tell me who i am?   What does that know?   Ill tell you.........   Fuck all   In your face haha.   Big Five Test Results Extroversion (78high whic...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:23:00 GMT