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Damon

he hit so hard it felt like a kiss

About Me

I'm not exactly the friendliest person in the world, but I'm the most polite & honest asshole you'll ever meet. I'm kinda shy (or antisocial), but once I actually start talking it's hard to get me to shut up.

My Interests

Impressionistic & Post-Impressionist art
vintage pinups
cologne bottles
psychology
philosophy
astrology
zen
anarchy
Jalepeno Cheddar Doritos
Starbucks
Newports
pushing people's buttons
text messaging
parties
good books
music w/ a good beat
driving fast

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to make some cool new friends. Maybe even casually date, but I'm not exactly looking for a "LTR" right now & I don't hookup either. I'd rather avoid all the drama, hang out with my lesbians, & make fun of people.

I'd love to "meet" him though!

Music:

I listen to pretty much everything except country. Rock's okay, but in my opinion it pretty much died in 90's. I mostly listen to hip-hop, R&B, and dance music. I really like 80's music and other old stuff like disco and motown.

Flavours of the Week
Lady Sovereign
Gwen Stefani
KanYe West
Norah Jones
Mike Jones
Fergie
Mims
Akon

All-time Favourites
Alanis Morrisette
Fiona Apple
Tori Amos
Madonna The Beatles
Black Eyed Peas
Rebab
Jimi Hendrix
Phil Collins
Abba
Bob Marley
Sinead O'Conner
Rehab
Nine Inch Nails
Alice In Chains
Nirvana
Hole Marilyn Manson
Garbage
Carly Simon
Cindy Lauper
Flock of Seagulls

Movies:


Crank
Aeon Flux
Death Becomes Her
Cruel Intentions
Kill Bill
V For Vendetta
The Island
Diary Of A Mad Black Woman
Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
Moulin Rouge
Less Than Zero
Gia
Chicago
Donny Darko
Natural Born Killers
Heathers
Saved
Charlie's Angels
Jawbreaker
Girl Interrupted
Basic Instinct

Television:


Sex In The City
Desperate Housewives
Heroes
Nip/Tuck
Family Guy
Golden Girls
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
One Life To Live

Books:

Tao Te Ching - Lao-Tzu
Wicked - Gregory Maguire
The Husband - Dean Koontz
Blood And Chocolate - Annette Curtis Klause
Uglies - Scott Westerfield
Gay Astrology - Michael Yawney
Interview With A Vampire - Anne Rice
Black Dahlia - James Ellroy

Heroes:

Master Shake
Gilda Radner
Marilyn Monroe
Bettie Page
Gia Marie Carangi
Vincent van Gogh

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
-Sam Austin

My Blog

See Me Nude

As I strip downtaking everything offfor a brief half hour or soI also take off the invisible mask that shields my true face-the exhausting facade-the persona we're forced to present to the world.Whil...
Posted by Damon on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

Free Thought

My folks are fucking in the other room.It's disgusting.They're like penguins.They only do it once a year, its akward, and it leaves them bow-legged.They're usually at church all day on Sunday...It's a...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:24:00 PST

Updates and Complaints

Well, I have only 2 weeks to go until my mouth gets unwired! I can't wait. I've been cheating on my liquid diet a lil bit though. I've been getting little Krystal burgers and tearing them into little ...
Posted by Damon on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

Death of the Malibu Dixie (The Wreck)

So I was in a really bad car wreck last Tuesday. They say I fell asleep while I was driving and I flipped about 5 times going down Hwy 45 almost to Jackson. My month-old car was to...
Posted by Damon on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:45:00 PST

souvenirs

Today the last thing I had left to remind me of him is gone. Every time I go through a breakup, my ex will wind up with about a third of my shit that he's borrowed during the course of our relationshi...
Posted by Damon on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST

Why I'm Single.

*If you dress nicely, he says youre trying to hard. *If you dress sexy, he says youre a slut. *If you argue with him, he says youre stubborn. *If youre quiet, he says youre stupid. *If y...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST