maybe i dance badly in my room when no one is watching, okay okayyy, i definitely do
maybe i say the worst things possible in dead silence (oh and yes, it is more than likely to be dirty!)
maybe i finally worked out to say ferraro rocher THEN hazelnut flavour ice-cream so that the best one is on the bottom :Psuffice to say its just a slight, yes ever so slight, addiction. im addicted to you.
“Interpretive dance often includes grand, eloquent movements, like wide swooshes of the arms, spins, drops to the floor, rolling around, and pretending to reach for or catch something like a flutterfly. Often enhanced by lavish costumes, ribbons, and/or spandex body suits.â€
YEAR TWELVE.
03.07.92
WARNING: if you say "bite me" she really does.
DEFINE UNIQUE.
♥ ♥ ILYSFMATICWFYTRHINTRT!!!!
"All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on."
in the risk of sounding terribly cliche, the girl endlessly wonders why she cant raise one eyebrow or curl her tongue like everyone else.
she ponders many inconceivable subjects including the deeply philosophical question: "does a carrot (lol) really have feelings??"
she also loves the program narrator and types in many strange sentences that are used as the ultimate pranks to scare people into a state of hanging up from the pervert stalker robot.
slightly whacky. but totally one hundred point zero zero zero twenty nine percent HER.
she is one to laugh crazily at someone who walks into a streetpost and then walk into it herself.
but, even better, she has fallen ass first into a hedge as everyone watched on, pointing and laughing at the imprint of a hole.
she has interpretively danced the entire lion king 'can you feel the love tonight' with damm good impro, only nearly receiving a black eye once.
she also thinks its slightly insane to speak in a narrator-like third person and so claims that one day she will stop it. but not right now.
she used to have a spider that habited her messy room which she named TRENT. but now is extremely upset that her dear companion and close confider needed to be removed after his web grew over too much space.
she has the worst luck ever demonstrated through events such as her kilt falling completely off in public, her white school shirt being thrown over a cubicule door into an open toilet, caught by teachers singing naughty naughty songs and giving them the finger ooops, breaking her violin strap case and nearly sitting on a chair with wet paint, the scattering of study notes all over a train carriage, dropping her favourite lipstick in the wyd bathroom toilets and stay tuned for much much more!!
many have been known to call her extremist kinky (a label thought up by no one other than HER) due to her mind always undoubtedly in the gutter. hints of this are a slight quirk of the lip for strangers, laughing and somewhat mocking eyes for aquaintances, and the pretty obvious: "HAHHAHA THATS SO.. HHAHAHA" for friends.
if you knew her well, you would realise:
â™ andy
â™ music
â™ art
â™ horses
â™ literature
â™ seth my laptop
"sexual innuendo? definitely intentional."
the girl is just another person conforming to the non-conformity cult. sound familiar??
she doesn't have a story. its still being written. (wow oh so very deep)
somewhere in this existence someone probably has this exact profile. scared?? she knows she is.
MY BEAUTIFULS (alphabetically) that shouldnt change one thing about them because i LOVE THEM just they way they are:
ANDY: i love you so much, you are my everything and even more. people stare because i have to stand on my tippy toes to hug you but i dont care because all i see is you. anywhere with you is where i will always want to be, my heart is yours to keep forever.
ALEX C 'you are my only type of sex in movies..'
ALYSSA 'bitch at beating me for a horse thats gorgeous grr.. but i still love you'
ANTHEA 'our fantasy section.. EdwardAndAliceEdibleArt'
AUDS 'you seem to always be there, OMG thats cause you live in the room next to me :O..'
BEK 'you make me laugh especially with our motor car brum..'
BERNADETTE 'we share the same creepy crawly in the pool..'
BRE 'ode to my eternal fuck buddy library style.. i am your sex pony'
BROOKE 'and i thought i was wierd JJKS..'
BURGE 'and we fed the wobmat our spaghetti..'
CAT 'can effectively lift me off my feet. literally tehe.. and we dance like lionesses feeling the love tonight..'
CHARLIE 'cuntface to the max..'
CRISTINA 'did you say of angular proportions??.. or maybe we are just too hot for you, lets get physical'
DANIEL 'flicki. vicki. we are perfect together. i love you SO MUCH bestie.. keep making them boys hard! ♥'
ERIN 'the hand actions. no need to say more.'
JAMES 'where i dont need surnames for special mentions.. you sex on legs'
JESS 'chem-i-cool'
KAITLYN 'i stalk you my sexy woman, you stalk me..'
KARLA 'you look at me and laugh. i laugh at that..'
KATIE 'i love you girlfriend, especially when we use my whip and your printed panties in kinky ways ;)'
MARGOT 'kiama/ live concert buddies forever..'
MOSES 'no not the arc. something much more awesome. the lets chat up security guards at cold war kids ha..'
MEL 'that my friend is ferral.. yay we share the same dirty humour'
NOBBY 'mr always have a funny story to make me so happy and discuss music thats just so chill or funk..'
RACH + BEN + AUSTYN + ROB 'second family all the time..'
ROSE 'a flower for you. oh is that VB?..'
SOPHIE 'can i take photos of you?.. father can you HEAT(hear) me?.. lets push shopping trollies together WALKING HOME IN THE DARK after scarrry moovies and full gangstahh dancing xD'
STEPH 'forever threewaying it horse-style in the pool..'
TOM 'my medieval mounted knight partner who drinks from plastic while i use the traditional animal skin flask..'
TOMMY 'yo dawg, let me put some potato in yo potato, so you can eat potato while you potato!'
how much do you love me?? ;)
THE FUNNY DREAM COLLECTION OF ME TO OTHER PEOPLE:from bre: okay mel and i were driving and we drove past you, three guys and another girl. and i was like ooooh can we join? and you looked sort of uncertain but this really hot guy was like YEAH SURE. anyway we walked into this room and there was this huge bed and one of the guys was like, okay so now we're having a 7-some. and someoen was like 'aww those two are no fun, they are gay!' (they were referring to two of the guys, not the hot one) so anyway, we all have this 7-some! all i remember about it is the hot guy just started eating me out HAHAHA and i was licking his nipples while you gave him a blowjob while you were being screwed by a gay guy, being screwed by the other gay guy and mel and the other chick were making out LOLfrom charlie: i'm not happy, u were running around my school topless and then u talk to this total deviot beside me, u completely ignored me (in my dream) it was weirdfrom sam h: i had this dream that you slept with my boyfriend and he also hooked up with annika or someone like that from your group maybe megan and so i found out he was cheating with you and i was hitting and punching and screaming at you it was insane.TEN REASONS TO DATE A BODYBOARDER: One. They go for 3 hours NON STOP! Two. They hit lips hard Three. They always go in and know the right time to pull out Four. They're not afraid to backdoor it Five. They're not afraid to wear their rubber suits Six. They love getting it on film Seven. When the time is right they get inverted Eight. They're used to the motion of the ocean Nine. They like to do things laying down Ten. They're not always playing with balls like footballers
sometimes guys the truth hurts.
my ♥ sammy baby ♥
i will lovee you forever and alwayss
¿ MUSIC? need i say moree.
my groupp, friends, friends BLAH.
basically all things sensual.to those who know me as:
victoria. victor. victorshizzle. victorious. victorerotica. rasputin. kurt. madeline. ode to a sex pony. mr sparkly pants. the vivacious vixen. or even sexy whore get in my pants.
i appluad you. i am the one and only me you shall ever meet so suck it up.
SEXUAL INNUENDO?? DEFINITELY INTENTIONAL.
THE ABSOLUTE LOVE LIST OF ALL LOVE LISTS:
laughing so hard you piss your pants (uh literally)
slow dancing in the rain.
building robots from refrigerators.
hanging out with medieval knights (in pubs)
mopping the ground with my own hair. some people like messy. thats an understatement.
dirty bunk bed dancing to an arabian song. (lololol catherine)
walking on crabs and oysters. then becoming crazed at the sight of blood. *licks lips*
climbing up chimmneys and turning sooty to make a life sized charcoal impression. A+ ms dewar.
guys in white golves ridingg unicycles. freestyle unicycles *sighss*
killing flies then eating them. note to self: save the wings for last. *drools*
playing dodgeball with real rocks like in the stoneage. puts the dodge in ball. wtf?? hahah
the process of making pentlets. i thought that was a much cooler word than quintuplets brooke miss-i-am-a-genius-mathematician-and-fifty-million-people-ha ve-dibbs-on-my-brain-when-i-die
singing raunchy songs loudly on the desks when the religion teachers walked into the room (bound to get a reaction..no NOT like that.)
owning the most sexually related songs downloaded EVER.*polishes trophy*
using the vacum cleaner for a certain game until i am profusely cut by the miniscule razors inside!
oh and i LOVE viagra. does wonders for the anatomy *shifty eyes*
and so the list goes on.
im just your average kiddo."where did you guys do it??"
"behind a bush"
"real sus guys, real sus"
"and remember, SMILE jesus loves you."
"must you always spread the word of God. It's like Jehovah 24/7"
-breaks into song- "mary said yes yes yes my lord let me undress mary said yes yes yes your way is KINKY" "sometimes i really do question your insanity" -cue evil chuckle turning into full fledged throw-back-your-head-cackle-laugh-while-the-organ-plays-in-b ackground- (oh and just incluse a black cat because..well because i said so) "actually no. forget i said question. you are definitely insane" -HAHHAHA choke HAHHAHAH dies on spit- "in fact, you need to go to sanity to buy some" -dies again- "yes thats right. mmmm hmmmm some sanity..dun dun DUNN..CDs" "riiiight. now whos crazy"
for interesting convos of the interesting type: [email protected]
sophiee..sophie..how 2 describee
aww stuff it.
what she said
milo buddy, friday nights, filming partner, best dancer in the world, movie maker, pirated moive watcher friend, the kool girl with the uncle who pierces ear , and does tatoos , the chik whose mums lap u've sat on, ur friend with the dad whose lame jokes arent even worth the groans (fFREAKIN STEEL RUD AND KEVIN RUD..who caress!) the best friend from ur hundreds of 541 bus trips...with the f f freak , and other derro ewoo people, and out horse jumping track in the morning, and our hand ball games, and harry potter loving friend, and friend whose brother only gives us 7 minutes to pick a nights worth of videos, and your friend that watched, laughed and pointed at you when you fell on my dishwasher , and friend who you were such rebels with and ran down to the station to buy zappos and straps, and friend who calls you victor krum, and friend who is BASICALLY YOUR OTHER HALF!
adopt your own virtual pet!Once upon a time there was a child called Bre, short for BRESENSUOUS.
She had a great friend Victor, short for VICRTOREROTICA.
Together they gladly remembered their loss of virginity at the early (but necessary) age of three, to older men (lets not go into details there!)
Every night they would experience great pleasure of a passionate nature until they were too tired to move, and thus lived happily (sexingly) ever after.