I like Grapes a lot and I like it when birds fly into things.
I'd like to meet:
I sure as hell don't want to meet
this crazy fucker... I just think it's funny as hell to see Oprah getting
French Fried by the Cruise-A-Droid.
And... And... Check out this craaaazaay bitch. Only on daytime TV folks... Only on daytime TV.
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Music:
I try to sing... Not always well.
Quite often decent... I love karaoke, I'm actually quite the karaoke pimp, if I
don't say so myself. Gimme a microphone I'll sing ya something. I may even put
up a music page one of these days... Inflict a little pain on y'all. :-)
These are some of my most recent
favorite albums. I'm a fucking freak when it comes to music, so if you
name it, I probably like it... I do tend to fall more into the mainstream, but
I've got an extremely European ear. I keep my tabs on what happens overseas...
They always get the best music first.
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Movies:
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Television:
My Name Is Earl, Rome, Adult Swim,
The Office (British and American Versions), The Andy Milonakis Show, American
Idol, Reno 911!, South Park, Will & Grace, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond,
Jacque Pepin, Punk'd, Mad TV, Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, The Daily Show
She's going to have my babies...
That's right, she's my BFF and she said I can only have one, so she's the one. M'kay? All other sexy females, you can be my BFFWR's (That's Best Friends Forever With Restrictions)
Books:
I don't know how to read. But if I did, I would say that Augusten Burroughs is pretty fucking sweet. No one quite owns it like he does.
Heroes:
Sally Struthers. I love that fat bitch.
And of course the mother of my unborn children... The woman that is going to make your kids look really ugly in comparison, BRE. My BFF. Just in case you thought I was kidding earlier.