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Dave is a B-I-M-P. A Buck Pimp, Bitch!

I'm a Gay Fandit!

About Me

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I'm pretty kick ass. If I don't say so myself. Please proceed if you think you're kick ass too. I really dig people that know their kickassiness and are proud of it. Word.

A self-indulgent Sea Ranch pic...

My Interests

I like Grapes a lot and I like it when birds fly into things.

I'd like to meet:

I sure as hell don't want to meet this crazy fucker... I just think it's funny as hell to see Oprah getting French Fried by the Cruise-A-Droid.

And... And... Check out this craaaazaay bitch. Only on daytime TV folks... Only on daytime TV.

MySpace Layouts

Music:

I try to sing... Not always well. Quite often decent... I love karaoke, I'm actually quite the karaoke pimp, if I don't say so myself. Gimme a microphone I'll sing ya something. I may even put up a music page one of these days... Inflict a little pain on y'all. :-)

These are some of my most recent favorite albums. I'm a fucking freak when it comes to music, so if you name it, I probably like it... I do tend to fall more into the mainstream, but I've got an extremely European ear. I keep my tabs on what happens overseas... They always get the best music first.



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Movies:



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Television:

My Name Is Earl, Rome, Adult Swim, The Office (British and American Versions), The Andy Milonakis Show, American Idol, Reno 911!, South Park, Will & Grace, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Jacque Pepin, Punk'd, Mad TV, Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, The Daily Show

She's going to have my babies... That's right, she's my BFF and she said I can only have one, so she's the one. M'kay? All other sexy females, you can be my BFFWR's (That's Best Friends Forever With Restrictions)

Books:

I don't know how to read. But if I did, I would say that Augusten Burroughs is pretty fucking sweet. No one quite owns it like he does.

Heroes:


Sally Struthers. I love that fat bitch.

And of course the mother of my unborn children... The woman that is going to make your kids look really ugly in comparison, BRE. My BFF. Just in case you thought I was kidding earlier.

My Blog

I don't keep 2 blogs... Just one. Follow the link inside, if you care. :-)

This is where my Blog lies... Please Indulge me. :-)
Posted by Dave is a B-I-M-P. A Buck Pimp, Bitch! on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:23:00 PST

This is a really really serious post about something really really super seriously serious.

Now that I have successfully used my blog as therapy. Im going to now use it to just speak my mind.  I thought Id start with the gym which I attend on an almost daily basis& Almost. Well every ...
Posted by Dave is a B-I-M-P. A Buck Pimp, Bitch! on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:44:00 PST