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Sky McCullough

When God gives you Aids, make lemon-Aids.

About Me

I am a song writer, not a working band. I have no great rock star stories to tell. Although once while watching some friends play a show in Dallas my buddy the drummer had his AM car radio (not stereo) stolen from his 1971 Ford and the guy that stole the radio left a box of KFC chicken on the front seat. Yeah, things get pretty crazy on the road.

People commonly say, “I like all music except Country & Western.”

I don’t like all music, but I like Country & Western.

Some songs recorded with the assistance of the very talented Billy Gro. If you think you like my voice, those are probably the songs he sang.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/2/2006
Influences: Eels
Oakridge Boys
Soundgarden
Lyle Lovett
Mark Lanegan
Grapes Of Wrath

Todd Snyder
Clutch
Kimya Dawson
Jonny Polonsky
Melvins
Pantera
Townes Van Zandt
Simon & Garfunkel
Sinead O'Conner
Nick Cave
The Rentals
Robert Earl Keen
Richard Buckner
Bishop Allen
Willie Nelson
: : And Natalie Portman

Type of Label: None

My Blog

Lackadaisically Lollygagging Through The Karma Sutra

1.   Love And The Art Of Ass PlayI order a pizza to be delivered to my house. I don't eat it. I just do it to prove I still have control.I recently traded celibacy for sobriety.  From 2006 to 2008 I w...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:07:00 PST

Detroit Sucks City

A. Detroit, Missing-ChickenBeen in Detroit for a week. The 80's Butt Rock scene is alive and well here. They LOVE their Motley Crue. And who can blame them.  I have heard Shout At the Devil at le...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:28:00 PST

Bruce Lee On My Head. Dont Call Me A Lee Head

A. Neat-ORecently was in Seattle for about an hour. Had to decide what one thing I wanted to do while there, so I visited the grave of Bruce LeeThe graveyard was easy to find. The Grave, not so much. ...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:00 PST

Soccer Hooligans vs. Soccer Moms

A.     Polite Attraction Is Empty PassingGenevieve's breasts are less firm than those preferred by those that prefer breasts. She is neither fat nor fit, but rather maintains a comforta...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

Accidents Happen

In the kitchen broken disheson the counter and the floorIn the bedroom is a mattressI won’t sleep on anymoreIn the bathroom is the perfumethat you left behindIn this house is your memorya presen...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

Ladies Please Keep Your Anus Clean

proper ingredients requiredwinters wet Merlot winecold bodies turn warm once friction is appliedravaging red mouth: an orifice of sincurvaceous, contagious with loves sicknessIt could be herpes....
Posted by Sky McCullough on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:12:00 PST

Fuck & Puke

Just another painted over hard wood floor. The mornings are cold and by mid day it is hot. Now is a fine time to be alive.I recently entertained the thought of making a friendship a serious relationsh...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:38:00 PST

Online Love

Here is a  fun game to play with the kids, but best if played with other peoples kids. It is a game called Who I Want To Kill. The lucky person I am really in the mood to kill is WONDERGRRLShe is...
Posted by Sky McCullough on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST