milo is the name, but i respond to various snaps and whistles. i'm a feline extradinare with two moms. i used to have balls, but my moms paid someone to cut them off. nevertheless, ladies, i'm incredibly attractive and comfortable with my slightly gender neutral status. i'm fasinated by the toilet, sink, and bathroom in general, but i always seem to forget that while in there i am in grave danger of becoming wet. if i'm going to bathe i'd prefer to do so with my own tounge. i poop in a box, and i'm proud of it.
don't tell my moms' land lord about me.
