Christianity |
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:48:00 GMT |
Nossa ossun kari idi |
Kara idi kuru idiNe de o'ssa kari idiBoyu benden yukar'idiN'ossa o'ssun kari idi
Parasi bol dari idiSaçlari da sari idiSari idi mari idiAma gene kari idi
Gözleri gök duru idiGörmesi kit yari idiSu ömr...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:08:00 GMT |
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Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:31:00 GMT |
Random Chuck Norris Jokes |
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
What is the quickest way to a man's heart?Chuck Norris's fist....
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:44:00 GMT |
Dead Baby Jokes |
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:32:00 GMT |
KIYAMET |
7 Eylul 2007'de gunes batidan dogacak, yer ve gok birlesecek. TAS USTUNDE TAS KALMAYACAK!
Iste o gun sevk edilecek yer, sadece Maynard'in huzurudur.
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 00:39:00 GMT |
Akrostis Siir |
cleric john preston olarak tanidim seni &n
bsp; hem batman hem bateman oldunrica ediyorum artik duy beniicim eriyor "unquestionably"...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:43:00 GMT |
When Chuck Norris does push-ups... |
...he doesn't push himself up.
HE PUSHES THE WORLD DOWN.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:07:00 GMT |
Ninjalar |
- Ninjalarin soylari, binlerce yil eskiye giden serefli, savasci samuraylara dayanir. Sonra onlarin hepsi ölür biter. Bu kez garip, esrarli yerlerde katil ninjalar yetisir. Seytani savas teknikleri va...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:41:00 GMT |
