A Dose Of Little Miss Felicia Marie
I consist of ten fingers, ten toes, two eyes, two nostrils, two ears and one mouth which regularly spews random facts no ones really cares about. My existence serves no better purpose than as a cautionary tale to the dangers of large amounts of alcohol.
My free time is spent excelling at fast-food abuse, randomly rearranging furniture and compulsive painting - much to my husband's dislike.
Stuff that I enjoy includes annoyingly happy pop music, vanilla milkshakes with gluttonous amounts of whipcream and sometimes even a cherry, my weekly Gossip Girl fix, time consuming but pointless flash games, heavy rain that lasts all day long, and spending time with my husband, who is a saint for putting up with me♥
Love you summertime. Love you like cherry wine. Love you like free money. Like a preacher loves Sunday. Love you like a freeze pop. Love you like a milk shake. Love you like a high school girl on her first date. Love you like shooting stars. Love you like a muscle car. Love you like sunsets. Bubble baths on a jet. Love you like Kool Aid. Louis Millionaire shades. Love you like a pimp Caddy. Love you like a holiday. Duncan Hines yellow cake. Love you like Louboutin heels and a mini skirt. Like you like my destiny. Love you like my lover and my best friend.