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Ne-Yo ft. Mary J. and AlcaTrakz - Do You (Remix)
R.Kelly & Usher ft. AlcaTrakz - Same Girl (Remix)(2 verses)
Ne-Yo ft. AlcaTrakz - All Because of You (Remix)
AlcaTrakz - IF ITS LOVIN THAT YOU WANT REMIX
WEEZER - BEVERLY HILLS REMIX (ft. AlcaTrakz) snippet
iLLiaNce - Dreams (Produced by AlcaTrakz)

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Ok so i can't really explain myself, actually its impossible to put me in a "box" as far as what i would consider myself. Yes my pants tend to sag, but no I dont carry any weapons on me. Yes I love hip hop music, and always will, but I can barely stand to watch mtv or listen to the radio when it comes to rap music. I love The roots, and i also Love The Doors. I love Nas and i Also love some maroon 5. I wear faded jeans, with a tear in the knee. I only wear fitteds. I love old school everything, including rock, new school rock just is not the same. I like to read actual books, but i have not used my library card in over 6 years. I have the most eclectic group of friends ever. When me and the college crew used to go out, it was like a united nations gathering. Anything else about me, just ask!
So i go to hofstra, do that for 9 semesters...yea shuttup...9...get this job with AMEX where in the first year id prolly be makin 50-60g's..right..so all is good in mike land? NAAAAA, My ass decides i dont want that money, i wanna go back to school for audio engineering cause its "WHAT I LOOOOOOVE..." "BLAH BLAH"....lol..nah...true story tho.....So I get fired from BestBuy, Then get fired from Geico, Then I get this job as an A/V dork....But the funny thing is, I'm not an A/V dork, I wear a suit and tie to work, make some decent money, and I sit in an office for most of the day. So all in all, I'm back to the AMEX status , with less hours, and I work in NYC...I'm happy!

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Im that kid that people tend to forget about, and stop talking to. Dont worry, im used to it..

Random Mike Facts, feelings, quotes, and inside jokes:

1. I like McDonalds fries better than BK fries.
2. To me, Chocolate is the only flavor of ice cream.
3. I wear socks with sandals.
4. I would rather watch a movie than go out and get drunk (amended).
5. I would rather read a book than go out and get drunk (amended).
6. I dont own a lot of clothes.
7. I dont own a single pair of timbs.
8. Ive been told im a good listener, among being good at other things.
9. Taco bell is not an ethnic restaurant
10. People that run up escalators need to be stepped in front of.
11. Stop pushing the button, i PROMISE it does not make the elevator get here faster.
12. I cannot stand 99% of the people that live on Long Island.
13. Mall Clothing stores are getting WAY TOO CLOSE to unisex.
14. My pants may be lower than yours, but my iq is much higher, sorry if that bothers you, deal with it.
15. I too have a chip on my shoulder when dealing with rich people.
16. I 17. I love all things spicey and chicken.
18. I ACTUALLY ENJOY a good conversation.
19. Mayo does not belong near a french fry.
20. Meat and cheese may be the best combination ever (sorry jewish people).
21. Blue candy is the best candy.
22. Kool aid does NOT come in flavors it comes in colors.
23. Nesquick is the best chocolate milk.
24. Snapple makes the best iced tea, with arizona and brisk coming in close 2nd.
25. I own 251 Dvd's and counting.
26. Cold chicken is good.
27. Cold pizza is good.
28. Warm drinks are nasty (besides hot chocolate).
29. On that note, tea tastes like dirty water, i dont care how much lemon is in it.
30. Cigz are disgusting.
31. If i get cut while standing on a fast food line one more time, im GOING to kill that person.
32. Bottoms of Belly shirts are not meant to rest on your belly girls
33. 50 cent is not the king of new york, Dont disrespect big like that.
34. Girls + Fitted = wow.
35. Honey BBQ Flavor twists rule your face, i learned this because of my weed fiend roomate - I LOVE YOU MAN!...lmfao
36. Funk Flex has not been a good dj for quite some time now.
37. Vinyl sounds better than cd's.
38. mp3's sound bad.
39. iTunes is a joke, and those of u that use it should be hit in the face (sorry if i ofended people i know...lol)
40. I have not gone clothes shopping in over a year (amended).
41. I sleep on a couch voluntarily (amended).
42. 2am is early
43. 3am is early
44. Futurama is the best cartoon ever made.
45. I pee in the stalls in public restrooms, habit since i was young.
46. I will NEVER shit in a public restroom, nor have i ever (amended).
47. tighty whities are for gay men.
48. Real men need the room that boxers supply.
49. Tupac is dead
50. So is elvis.
51. Xbox playstation
52. I do not like my shirts gettin beer poured on them (HAHA)
53. Flimsy plastic tables get crushed when chairs land on them
54. Bathroom floors are not comfortable to sleep on
55. I have experienced time stopping and moving backwards
56. Too many questions when in a non sober state, hurts the brain
57. *7-11 does not sell ping pong balls*
58. *7-11 clerks like to talk about ping pong*
59. *Sleeping in an actual bed while intoxicated is much better than the floor forementioned in ..54*
60. *Playing the piano is very hard when alchohol is involved, all the keys become C*
61. *Wendys will not think twice about hitting you in the face with a sprinkler when they are closed*
62. *Getting lost while walking in a circle is possible*
63. "Bob is the man!"
64. My hip is either made of steel or im just internally bleeding and do not realize it
65. *Deer CAN look like llamas*
66. *Getting caught in the rain is amazing ;)*
67. FREE CAPONE, he didnt know she was 15!
68. *MMMMMMMMel drives like a lunatic in parking lots*
69. "SOMEBODY SHIT, ON THE COATS"
71. *MMMMMMMMel is an EMOTIONAL drunk (understatement)* haha..
72. *MOET pong beer pong (watchu know about that?!)*
73. *Rent made me tear up (hey, shut the fuck up)*
74. Bua is an amazing artist
75. "Men don't want single women, they want chinese whores"
76. The Hyatt Regency can go fuck themselves
for not giving me a counter top in my bathroom
77. I now know that I have a NY accent
78. Mad = Hella, Crack = Wicked
79. LIQUOR OUTSIDE OF NY IS SO GODAMN CHEAP!
80. Items number 4 and 5 are officially being
amended as of today, even though they have not
been true for quite some time now.
81. Homeless people should give me money
82. "YOU'RE ____" (repeat person A in the blank)
is apparently the new school comeback for any insult
83. I love poker!
84. FUCK poker!
85. Guys are dumb, Girls are crazy
86."It's like an hour and 10 minutes. That's like, 75 minutes" -crack
87. Netflix is my bootleg supplier
88. 3 strikes and Everyones out
89. Nextel sucks
90. Guys from NJ are usually bags of douche because
they wish they live in NY, but are dirty
91. I have had #90 confirmed
92. I will not think twice about fighting when drunk
93. Music is life
94. Ladies, Shave it/Trim it/Keep it nice, PLEASE
95. Guys that buy nice cars cause they have small dicks
make me laugh
95. Guys that are juice-heads cause they have small
dicks also make me laugh
96. I sold my car (wink)
97. Pop Rocks are an interesting candy
98. I smell like bacon, or some form of fat food
99. There is such thing as a 9-pack of beer!
100. This is number 100
101. "They don't just have poles, they have a whole fucking JUNGLE GYM UP THERE!"
102. "Shotty the mouth!"
103. "All I need is a hole and a heartbeat!"
104. "I think he's Drunk or High!...Let's have him drive us to queens.."
105. Too many lotions within the vicinity of one's bed = skeletons
106. Foss reads Korean papers
107. "BOX!"
108. "I'm gonna hit up a liquor store at Disney, Find Cinderella, and Fuck her!"
109. "It's Herbal Essencesessesss"
110. "I've been out of it all day, you know, since I woke up."
111. "Why is Delgado laughing?".."Because he can hear
the announcers"..."Oh...Wait!".
112. "If I ever need my roof redone I can just call her up, SHE'S GOT SHINGLES ON HER FACE!"
113. "Elizabeth, I been thinkin, thinkin, thinkin, thinkin, THINKIN!"
114. "I dunno about you, but I've never fucked someones personality. You know, I've never walked into a bar, and from across the bar said, Hey, I wanna fuck that girls personality"
115. All these pretty babies baby!
116. "It's like SPLISH SPLASH IN HERE!"
117. "If I knew I was gonna be sleepin in a fruit salad, I woulda brought utencils!"
118. "All I need is the smell of sandlewood to get me through the winter"
119. "Hey, what's the category..Hey, what's the category..Am I on this team!?...HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!"
120. "There's not enough Captain in this!..Mike, It's straight Captain, there's no pepsi in it..Oh, Then take out the ice cubes!"
121. "Obstacle Course!"
122. Mike sforza is not easy to leg press.
123. Christina apparently is.
124. MOOOOOOOO
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